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Latina Alicia gets fucked and cummed on at Albany Angels (AKA Clara and Luna)

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So I felt like a full service booking and decided against going independent as it's always a bit of a gamble. I ended up heading over the Harbour Bridge to the North Shore to visit Albany Angels. Most places you have to make a booking with a girl in advance, but some brothels like AA, you can just show up and pick a girl. The premises is on Ride Way in Albany and looks relatively unassuming on the outside. The street was actually very quiet when I arrived, although filled with cars, people were busy at work. I entered the building, and there was a second set of doors. I had to press a buzzer and wait, then the Manageress let me in and ushered me into a lounge area with leather couches. It definitely had a Mustangs Gentlemen's Club vibe to it, for those who remember that place. But I was kind of surprised that the lounge was empty, no girls - I thought maybe they were all busy up in the rooms.

The Manageress told me to take a seat, and then I realised the girls were off in a second side lounge that had a curtained door. I guess its just a sign of the times, in the old days at Mustangs and similar places in the 2000s all the girls would be hanging out chatting in the bar, playing pool and mingling with customers. These days, they were probably all couch-potatoed on couches in the private area on their phones. The manageress said she would get the girls to introduce themselves. I felt like a Pimp King sitting on that leather couch as one by one the girls, all wearing lingerie or tiny dresses, came out and introduced themselves before heading back into the private girls' lounge.

I think there were 6 or 7 girls available; there were probably a couple of other ones busy with clients upstairs in the rooms. By my (somewhat strict) standards, they ranged from 6-8 in terms of looks. After I met several girls in a row, I found it difficult to remember all their names. But one stood out, Alicia, she was pretty much the hottest one in the lineup. She is Latina/South American and has a nice slim athletic figure, an attractive face, and her best feature is probably her amazing tits. God damn, those tits were amazing. I later found out they were fake, but it was really hard to tell because they were soft, definitely a quality boob job anyway. She also had a nice soft round bum, the outline of abs, and nice skin and hair.

So after the girls introduced themselves, I went up to the reception window and was trying to remember her name. They had a time roster on the back with the girls' names which helped. I told her I wanted to book with Alicia. Who has an accent so when she introduced herself and told me her name I got it totally wrong. The standard full service at $230 for 60mins is actually pretty cheap compared to other brothels like Dollshouse, Pelican Club, Femme Fatale etc. I ended up paying for the "Premium Full Service" which is $300 for 60mins.

I also asked if she does any extras, the Manageress asked what I was after in particular. In a hushed voice, I said, "cum on body". So she goes, "Hold on, I'll go check". Then she walked into the area where the girls were and, in a loud voice, blurted out "WHO OF YOU DO CUM ON BODY"? "THAT'S WHEN HE CUMS ON YOUR BODY, BUT NOT YOUR FACE OR NEAR YOUR HOLES". "ALICIA, WILL YOU LET HIM CUM ON YOUR BODY IF HE PAYS YOU EXTRA"? "DON'T LET HIM CUM ON YOUR FACE". It was a bit embarrassing to say the least. So all up it cost me $350 with the extra. I paid the money to the Manageress, then Alicia came out and took me to the room.

The room was clean and well set up. It had a shower in the room, which was nice, so you don't have to go wandering down hallways. She told me to have a shower. I finished and got out to watch her finish undressing and head to the shower, nice slim body with big bum and amazing tits. I hopped on the bed and was looking forward to the session. She came back and got on the bed next to me. She put a condom on me right away and started giving me a blowjob. A bit of foreplay would have been better, before putting on the condom, especially considering it was a one-hour booking. I lay back and watched her sucking my condom covered cock for a bit. The blowjob was good but nothing special.

Then she got up, hopped on top of me, and started riding me. I let her do her thing and admired her boobs, giving her nipples a bit of a suck. After a while she asked if I wanted to change positions, so I swung her around and got on top. I bent her legs up over my shoulders and started pounding away. She looked really great in this position because I could admire her toned torso and amazing tits. She mostly kept her eyes closed, so a bit more eye contact would have been better. 🤣

Eventually, I decided it was time for some doggy, so she got up and asked if I wanted to do it facing the mirror. That sounded good so I said yes. I pounded her in doggy for what must have been 7-10 minutes, which was probably the most fun position. She had a nice soft peach to play with. I pulled apart her arse checks to inspect her brown starfish, and looked like it hadn't been destroyed but may have had fingers and toys in it before. She spent most of the doggy with her head and chest down, the mirror thing would have probably been a bit better if I could see her face and tits, and even a bit of eye contact.

Eventually, I decided I was ready for the finish. So I got her to lie on her back and straddled her, ready to do what I paid extra for. She got a tissue and put it on her pelvis, which was perhaps a little overly cautious. I guess she was scared of my man juice leaking down there towards her pussy. And she pleaded "don't cum on my face" about 5 times, which killed the mood a little bit. I guess she's had plenty of surprise facials before. I got her to give me a hand job while I was kneeling over her; she kept her eyes closed the whole time, occasionally very quickly looking at my face. I just sat there playing with her tits and admiring her face and body.

Her handjob technique wasn't the best, so I took over and worked myself up and got her to play with my balls at the same time. Eventually, when I felt I was getting close, I grabbed her hand and put it on my twitching cock so she could finish me off, and she did. I blew my load, although much to my disappointment, barely any came out. Usually, I like to abstain from masturbation/sex for a week or so prior to doing a full service so I have a full tank for maximum effect. (Like the time I painted Jona's face, in an earlier review).

We cleaned up and for the remainder of the book we lay on the bed talking for probably 30 minutes. Her English is quite good, and she's quite a good conversationalist. I kind of regret not taking the opportunity to play with her more, including her tits for the rest of the session now. Another round would have also been good. But we mainly just lay there chatting. I guess she was kind of distracting me with conversation. 🤣

We might have gone a little over the booking time, actually just chatting, so I quickly had a shower, got dressed, and she showed me out. The only thing is I paid for the "premium full service" which I now realise is supposed to include a sensual massage, which I didn't get. I remember she even bought a bottle of massage oil to the room with her specifically for it. So I guess I would have been better off saving $70 and getting the Standard Full Service, which is essentially what I got anyway. Albany is a bit of a drive for me, but I would definitely consider going again, probably just for a 30-minute standard full service. Would recommend both Alicia and Albany's Angels. A $180 30-minute or $230 for a 60-minute full-service booking is a bargain for attractive non-Asian girls these days.

Overall experience: 8/10 👍👍

A few months after I saw her, Alicia moved to the Dollshouse for better pay, where she worked as "Clara". Good on her, I felt like she was too pretty for Albany Angels. More recently, she has gone independent and works as Luna, touring around the country.
 
Agency: Albany Angels
Attractive-looking, for sure, but like Johnny found, she’s quite the venereophibic - I’ve seen her twice. She has several ways to kill the mood.
 
Hey @JohnnyPunter . Well done, great review.
Yes, I know AA well and went through all those steps you described in your review. One thing that I hate about AA is that "manager" or whatever, an English girl, who always messes up things, books you for a certain girl and then when you get there, the girl hasn't come to work or is busy with someone else, etc.

I have visited Alicia once, at the end of last year. The reason I booked her is because I thought she was the same Alicia who had worked at DH and finished around August 2024. No, she was not the same person.

I don't remember every detail of the booking with Alicia but it was not anything memorable; actually, it was very average. First, my expectations for her looks. She is not what I expected.
Her skin color was nice, hair was nice, and she was relatively friendly.

I had booked her for 30 min standard ($180) as I don't usually go 1 hour with someone I haven't been with before. Once shower was done, started playing with her body, noticed that she had enhanced boobs (that's OK), covered BJ done, missionary done, then doggy....I asked her what I usually do with almost everyone else "so, can you finish riding me ?"

Her answer was "no...you already had your 2 positions...for this type of service you are only allowed 2 positions and that's it" WTF. I had never heard of such thing...I had been there before with Maddie and a few others and we did 3, 4 even 5 positions and nobody ever told me anything.

OK. To avoid any sort of disagreement or bad situation I asked her to go back on doggy and finished in that way. Once the load was delivered, she started cleaning herself and could not stop talking about where she is from, how long she has been doing this, etc.. even cutting me off a few times...I could not say anything.

OK. Good bye and never again.
 
I also asked if she does any extras, the Manageress asked what I was after in particular. In a hushed voice, I said, "cum on body". So she goes, "Hold on, I'll go check". Then she walked into the area where the girls were and, in a loud voice, blurted out "WHO OF YOU DO CUM ON BODY"? "THAT'S WHEN HE CUMS ON YOUR BODY, BUT NOT YOUR FACE OR NEAR YOUR HOLES". "ALICIA, WILL YOU LET HIM CUM ON YOUR BODY IF HE PAYS YOU EXTRA"? "DON'T LET HIM CUM ON YOUR FACE". It was a bit embarrassing to say the least. So all up it cost me $350 with the extra. I paid the money to the Manageress, then Alicia came out and took me to the room.
Good review! Hahaha I liked this part the most. I was laughing as I read it.
 
I also asked if she does any extras, the Manageress asked what I was after in particular. In a hushed voice, I said, "cum on body". So she goes, "Hold on, I'll go check". Then she walked into the area where the girls were and, in a loud voice, blurted out "WHO OF YOU DO CUM ON BODY"? "THAT'S WHEN HE CUMS ON YOUR BODY, BUT NOT YOUR FACE OR NEAR YOUR HOLES". "ALICIA, WILL YOU LET HIM CUM ON YOUR BODY IF HE PAYS YOU EXTRA"? "DON'T LET HIM CUM ON YOUR FACE". It was a bit embarrassing to say the least. So all up it cost me $350 with the extra. I paid the money to the Manageress, then Alicia came out and took me to the room.
Is this the youngish, plump manageress with the very loud speaking voice? Comedic attribute for such a discreet profession.
I’ve wondered, should have asked, whether she’s Krystal at AA. Anyone know?
 
LTTP but great review!

Mate JP regardless of how people preceive or how you portray your online persona I think you are actually quite a gentleman when inside the room lol

I've been to AA a few times, love the mirrors in the room and would almost always finish in doggy with the girls facing the mirror. If they look down I always pull their heads back up to face the mirror (after asking nicely first of course). And if they yap too much, that's fine but I will be like "you keep talking Alicia but I'm going to fuck you a bit more, thanks."
Just letting her chit chat for 30mins, you are very kind.

Oh and I think that manageress is the older lady call Rose, always call you "darl" and I love a bit of banter with her before and after haha. But yes AA is useless with booking, had a few cancellation, last minute change of girls myself...
 
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Well we can’t exactly act like our degenerate selves now can we🤣 just like the girls act like their interested, we act like gentlemen in the room
Haha, can't really imagine you being too gentlemen in there lol By no mean a negative though i.e. those crazy things a simp would do in a 30mins booking with a SW, bringing cakes, chocolate and wine, lighting candles etc. I mean you do you but save those for your GF or wife ffs.

I feel sorry for those dudes because once you finished your session, about 20mins later she will probably receive a COF from another degenerate in those nice heels you just gifted her.
 
Yeah the gifting i never understand 🤣 that is definitely simp behaviour.

The best gift is having the right amount for the sesh🤣 no change needed
 
That English receptionist is pretty abrupt, when you walk in there a little nervous, She's good for a bit of banter to ease the nerves. She speaks her mind so, just give it back as good as she dishes it out.
I was trying to count some cash on the front desk and she was snatching it outta my hands before I could count it. We had a laugh about it.
 
Haha, can't really imagine you being too gentlemen in there lol By no mean a negative though i.e. those crazy things a simp would do in a 30mins booking with a SW, bringing cakes, chocolate and wine, lighting candles etc. I mean you do you but save those for your GF or wife ffs.

I feel sorry for those dudes because once you finished your session, about 20mins later she will probably receive a COF from another degenerate in those nice heels you just gifted her.
Romanticizing an escort is, actually, outright creepy!
I've tried the simp root of pampering a girl, but it's clear it makes them feel unease!
It's just like with modern dating. A guy who is full of feelings to a girl at the early stages is seen as being creepy.
They much prefer a guy that would treat them like a toy, but of course while being respectful about it.
I myself try not to talk to girls beyond the sex play and make sure to get my money's worth.
If I can't get a boner, then I would just make out with her.
It's not sex, but it's still better than just lying their chatting.
 
That doesn’t narrow it down!, mate.
Age 30s 40s or 50s?
She was a big lady, tall and fat. I'm not a small guy and I could tell she weighed more than me. I think she might have had a English accent as well. Was probably 30s I think. I'm not even sure she works there anymore.
 
She was a big lady, tall and fat. I'm not a small guy and I could tell she weighed more than me. I think she might have had an English accent as well. Was probably 30s I think. I'm not even sure she works there anymore.
Sounds like Rose.
 
Romanticizing an escort is, actually, outright creepy!
I've tried the simp root of pampering a girl, but it's clear it makes them feel unease!
It's just like with modern dating. A guy who is full of feelings to a girl at the early stages is seen as being creepy.
They much prefer a guy that would treat them like a toy, but of course while being respectful about it.
I myself try not to talk to girls beyond the sex play and make sure to get my money's worth.
If I can't get a boner, then I would just make out with her.
It's not sex, but it's still better than just lying their chatting.
Well said, I mean I don't mind the chit chat per se or even gifts (I brought a box of chocolate to a booking at an agency just before Christmas but I told her to share it with all the girls, yes simp like behavior I know lol) but let not cross the line of they love your wallet, not you.

Anyway not to derail the thread, @JohnnyPunter you should visit Onyx at AA if you haven't yet. Total opposite of Alicia.
 
Well said, I mean I don't mind the chit chat per se or even gifts (I brought a box of chocolate to a booking at an agency just before Christmas but I told her to share it with all the girls, yes simp like behavior I know lol) but let not cross the line of they love your wallet, not you.

Anyway not to derail the thread, @JohnnyPunter you should visit Onyx at AA if you haven't yet. Total opposite of Alicia.
Onyx looks like my kind of girl! WOW!
 
Well said, I mean I don't mind the chit chat per se or even gifts (I brought a box of chocolate to a booking at an agency just before Christmas but I told her to share it with all the girls, yes simp like behavior I know lol) but let not cross the line of they love your wallet, not you.

Anyway not to derail the thread, @JohnnyPunter you should visit Onyx at AA if you haven't yet. Total opposite of Alicia.
Fuck man, i need to get in between her legs already. Shes been on my list of punts for a while now just being so invested in asian dining that it’s kept me preoccupied from dojng so
 
Fuck man, i need to get in between her legs already. Shes been on my list of punts for a while now just being so invested in asian dining that it’s kept me preoccupied from dojng so
Think Onyx will be around for a while so no rush really. Loves the hard kinks but also a very sweet girl inside, can't go wrong really.

Wonder who's the lucky Jap girl!? 🤣
 
Think Onyx will be around for a while so no rush really. Loves the hard kinks but also a very sweet girl inside, can't go wrong really.

Wonder who's the lucky Jap girl!? 🤣
Two in mind, have yet to decide who cops the load on the face. Momo or Minami😁
 
Two in mind, have yet to decide who cops the load on the face. Momo or Minami😁
I saw Minami in person last time during a meet and greet, thought she looked average so passed on her, all subjective I guess.
 
I saw Minami in person last time during a meet and greet, thought she looked average so passed on her, all subjective I guess.
Minami i wasn’t really gonna punt to begin with, cause the face isn’t one that i really like (its scary to me)🤣however some intel has had me thinking otherwise and interested in the punt
 
It’s not 100% locked in, but about a good 60%. Still browsing other avenues, even thinking of my first 2026 punt maybe being a non asian
 
It’s not 100% locked in, but about a good 60%. Still browsing other avenues, even thinking of my first 2026 punt maybe being a non asian
Haha yea, I had a shower thought this morning around starting the year literally with a bang. Do people go to their regular for a safe comfort 1st punt of the year or will they try something new for new year sake... (i got mine lined up already, hope it will work out..)

May start a thread on this somewhere else lol
 
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Haha yea, I had a shower thought this morning around startibg the year literally with a bang. Do people go to their regular for a safe comfort 1st punt of the year or will they try something new for new year sake... (i got mine lined up already, hope it will work out..)

May start a thread on this somewhere else lol
Im definitely going for new🤣 why settle for the same ol in the new year.

Also do start it.. so i can gather intel on potentials🤣
 
Fuck man, i need to get in between her legs already. Shes been on my list of punts for a while now just being so invested in asian dining that it’s kept me preoccupied from dojng so
Mate she literally lined you up for a dbl with her and Lacie, get in there already 💦 🤤
 
Haha, can't really imagine you being too gentlemen in there lol By no mean a negative though i.e. those crazy things a simp would do in a 30mins booking with a SW, bringing cakes, chocolate and wine, lighting candles etc. I mean you do you but save those for your GF or wife ffs.

I feel sorry for those dudes because once you finished your session, about 20mins later she will probably receive a COF from another degenerate in those nice heels you just gifted her.


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Quintessential, the apotheosis = the highest point of development of the simp.

I saw him once post-trial here on the Shore drawing cash from a machine. Back on the bike, suitably un-skimped one hopes.
He got lucky with the acquittal tbh. With the intense media attention I think the Jury was probably somewhat worry and scare of potentially putting an innocent man in jail.

Not to sound racist but if he was a nobody Maori fella they would've convicted him 100% in that same scenario.
 
He got lucky with the acquittal tbh. With the intense media attention I think the Jury was probably somewhat worry and scare of potentially putting an innocent man in jail.

Not to sound racist but if he was a nobody Maori fella they would've convicted him 100% in that same scenario.
Probably. If it came to trial though. I wonder whether the cops and prosecutors got a collective hard-on about bringing down a (very short) tall poppy?
 
Probably. If it came to trial though. I wonder whether the cops and prosecutors got a collective hard-on about bringing down a (very short) tall poppy?
I can tell you now with past experience, no police and prosecutor will take a case to court unless they think the case is super solid, there are so many checks and balance in place before the case even get to the trial stage because -

a) not to waste tax payer money and court time
b) why embarrass yourself in court?? Charges would've been dropped ages ago if they think there is even a chance that conviction is unlikely.

But jury are fucking biased and finicky people, he got away this time.
 
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I can tell you now with past experience, no police and prosecutor will take a case to court unless they think the case is super solid, there are so many checks and balance in place before the case even get to the trial stage -

a) not to waste tax payer money and court time
b) why embarrassed yourself in court?? Charges would've been dropped ages ago if they think there is even a chance that conviction is unlikely.

But jury are fucking biased and flincky people, he got away this time.
That's the NZ justice system for you. Likely a different outcome with a different jury and different judge.
 
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