JohnnyPunter
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I'm a bit embarrassed to post this review. I swear this is the last disappointing Auntie review I will ever post guys... 
Was feeling horny and decided to book an escort. I tried Niamay and all I got was an "available now" with no replies to my further messages. I also tried another Cathy at Banks Road but she ghosted me. By this time it was the evening and dark out there wasn't a lot of options, and my horniness had reached its limits. So I decided to do a walk in at 100 Marua Road. They had 3 Aunties available on this occasion. Merry, Selina, and Fei. Either Selina or Fei answered the door and took me to the room. But she was too unappealing and had bad teeth, so I asked for another girl. In walked in Merry, she was fractionally more attractive. Visiting this place is like playing blackjack at a casino. You can only hit so many times before you either have to stand or you bust. So I decided to stay on Merry instead of risking a even more unappealing girl than the first walking in!
Face: 4/10
Body: 4.5/10
Boobs: 5/10
I would guess this "pretty young girl's" age to be late 30s. She didn't have much sexual appeal, but I have certainly wasted my money on worst. I opted for 30 minutes massage with happy ending for $90. She disappeared with the money and when she came back in I was naked getting on the massage table. English was basic but conversational. She offered either hard, medium or soft massage which was nice. Most Chinese Aunties default to EXTRA HARD. I chose medium. The massage was actually one of the better ones I've had from a Chinese rub and tug. It included some oil. The only bad thing was she did this weird finger massage where she wrapped her hand around my finger and pulled it hard, which hurt. She did this THREE times for each one of my fingers. So 3 x 8 = 24 painful finger tortures. I have no idea what benefit this is supposed to have, I presume some traditional Chinese medicine thing. I just let her do her thing, I don't know why.
After awhile I heard her undressing and then she said something to the effect of "turn over" in broken English. So I turned over, she put a pillow under my head and got some lube on her hands. Unfortunately her face and body wasn't particularly appealing to look at. A bit chubby, with a bit of a belly, and her breasts were a little bit saggy. Face was plain at best. She doesn't allow any kind of touching without paying extra, which is unusual for 100 Marua as generally you can touch them, just not their breasts or puss unless you pay extra. I actually paid extra (negotiated $10, the change from the $100 as it was all I had left). But probably only touched her tits for 20 seconds if that. I tried to rub my knob on her nipple but she said "no".
I think they might not have known what I was doing.
But the worst part of the booking was the hand job. With lube on her hands she grabbed my cock and started frantically wanking it like she was mashing potatoes or something. I think it might have been one of the worst hand jobs I've ever had, technique wise. The mamasan needs to give her a banana to practice on or something. After a few minutes of her mashing my cock flaccid, I took over while she sat between my legs on the table. I had to work myself up again, then right before I was about to pop I grabbed her hand and put it on my cock. Some cum shot out and hit the bottom of her chin, which gave her a fright. Afterwards she cleaned me up with wet wipes, I had a shower, and left.
Massage: 8/10
Hand job: 2/10
Overall experience: 4/10
I think she is experience at massage but very new to the happy ending aspect of it. She definitely needs more training in that department. She actually said it was her first day. But massage was actually quite decent. So I would only recommend seeing her if you want massage only.
Was feeling horny and decided to book an escort. I tried Niamay and all I got was an "available now" with no replies to my further messages. I also tried another Cathy at Banks Road but she ghosted me. By this time it was the evening and dark out there wasn't a lot of options, and my horniness had reached its limits. So I decided to do a walk in at 100 Marua Road. They had 3 Aunties available on this occasion. Merry, Selina, and Fei. Either Selina or Fei answered the door and took me to the room. But she was too unappealing and had bad teeth, so I asked for another girl. In walked in Merry, she was fractionally more attractive. Visiting this place is like playing blackjack at a casino. You can only hit so many times before you either have to stand or you bust. So I decided to stay on Merry instead of risking a even more unappealing girl than the first walking in!
Face: 4/10
Body: 4.5/10
Boobs: 5/10
I would guess this "pretty young girl's" age to be late 30s. She didn't have much sexual appeal, but I have certainly wasted my money on worst. I opted for 30 minutes massage with happy ending for $90. She disappeared with the money and when she came back in I was naked getting on the massage table. English was basic but conversational. She offered either hard, medium or soft massage which was nice. Most Chinese Aunties default to EXTRA HARD. I chose medium. The massage was actually one of the better ones I've had from a Chinese rub and tug. It included some oil. The only bad thing was she did this weird finger massage where she wrapped her hand around my finger and pulled it hard, which hurt. She did this THREE times for each one of my fingers. So 3 x 8 = 24 painful finger tortures. I have no idea what benefit this is supposed to have, I presume some traditional Chinese medicine thing. I just let her do her thing, I don't know why.
After awhile I heard her undressing and then she said something to the effect of "turn over" in broken English. So I turned over, she put a pillow under my head and got some lube on her hands. Unfortunately her face and body wasn't particularly appealing to look at. A bit chubby, with a bit of a belly, and her breasts were a little bit saggy. Face was plain at best. She doesn't allow any kind of touching without paying extra, which is unusual for 100 Marua as generally you can touch them, just not their breasts or puss unless you pay extra. I actually paid extra (negotiated $10, the change from the $100 as it was all I had left). But probably only touched her tits for 20 seconds if that. I tried to rub my knob on her nipple but she said "no".
I think they might not have known what I was doing.But the worst part of the booking was the hand job. With lube on her hands she grabbed my cock and started frantically wanking it like she was mashing potatoes or something. I think it might have been one of the worst hand jobs I've ever had, technique wise. The mamasan needs to give her a banana to practice on or something. After a few minutes of her mashing my cock flaccid, I took over while she sat between my legs on the table. I had to work myself up again, then right before I was about to pop I grabbed her hand and put it on my cock. Some cum shot out and hit the bottom of her chin, which gave her a fright.
Afterwards she cleaned me up with wet wipes, I had a shower, and left.Massage: 8/10
Hand job: 2/10
Overall experience: 4/10
I think she is experience at massage but very new to the happy ending aspect of it. She definitely needs more training in that department. She actually said it was her first day. But massage was actually quite decent. So I would only recommend seeing her if you want massage only.
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I’m kinda losing interest in that place now. They’ve got some new girls, but still mostly aunties and pretty average tbh