Richie McCaw
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I have been meaning to write this review for a while, and I should have done it much sooner to get the PSA out there.
I saw her quite a few months ago.
She goes by the name of Sofa now, but she was Leah Valentine when I saw her. I noticed that she also used Sofia Rose at one point.
This was one of the WORST punts I've ever had. I strongly recommend avoiding her at all costs.
I wonder if the changes in name are related to this as well - she gets a bad rep as one name, so changes it up to another to confuse the punters...
Ok, so firstly, she's an independent. She works at a house on a side street off Upper Queen Street. It's clearly a venue for independents to book, but I haven't come across it with any others.
She only comes in when the booking is confirmed, she doesn't book the room out for a day. She was about 10mins late arriving 'because of traffic'.
The first issue is that she looks nowhere near as good as her photos. She is about 10kg heavier in person.
Some (or all) of the photos are not even her.
Her face is quite unattractive and she has extremely heavy makeup. The most I've seen.
I should've walked away before I paid - based on her looking so different to expectations. But I was horny and ready to unload
We didn't kiss at all - I had no interest in approaching that face.
She's also definitely older - for sure over 30.
Secondly, she seemed to be a real germaphobe.
Many girls are to some degree. But this was the worst I've come across, and it was ridiculous.
Before the blowjob she closely inspected my dick before putting a condom on it. It was like fucking CSI.
Then with sex, she would only allow the missionary position - and this was so she could hold my cock during sex to prevent me from getting fully inside her.
I guess she didn't want skin to skin contact with the bottom of my shaft.
But she held it so I was only getting the first 1-2 inches into her and nothing more.
It was absolute bullshit
She wouldn't even allow the doggy position....seriously???
As I write this, I am angry for myself for not stopping the session and demanding a partial refund so I could get the hell out of there.
I had to finish with a hand job because there was no way I was going to cum with only 1-2 inches of penetration
She was too ugly to make me want to cum, so I closed my eyes and thought of my favourite girls.
It was so bad that I wouldn't see her again even if it were free...
I will say there were some very minor positives.
She was very friendly.
Her blowjob was ok. While not great - it was a hell of a lot better than the sex.
And she gave a nice massage to use up my time, because the sex was a complete bust and over so quickly
So, my advice is stay the hell away...
I saw her quite a few months ago.
She goes by the name of Sofa now, but she was Leah Valentine when I saw her. I noticed that she also used Sofia Rose at one point.
This was one of the WORST punts I've ever had. I strongly recommend avoiding her at all costs.
I wonder if the changes in name are related to this as well - she gets a bad rep as one name, so changes it up to another to confuse the punters...
Ok, so firstly, she's an independent. She works at a house on a side street off Upper Queen Street. It's clearly a venue for independents to book, but I haven't come across it with any others.
She only comes in when the booking is confirmed, she doesn't book the room out for a day. She was about 10mins late arriving 'because of traffic'.
The first issue is that she looks nowhere near as good as her photos. She is about 10kg heavier in person.
Some (or all) of the photos are not even her.
Her face is quite unattractive and she has extremely heavy makeup. The most I've seen.
I should've walked away before I paid - based on her looking so different to expectations. But I was horny and ready to unload
We didn't kiss at all - I had no interest in approaching that face.
She's also definitely older - for sure over 30.
Secondly, she seemed to be a real germaphobe.
Many girls are to some degree. But this was the worst I've come across, and it was ridiculous.
Before the blowjob she closely inspected my dick before putting a condom on it. It was like fucking CSI.
Then with sex, she would only allow the missionary position - and this was so she could hold my cock during sex to prevent me from getting fully inside her.
I guess she didn't want skin to skin contact with the bottom of my shaft.
But she held it so I was only getting the first 1-2 inches into her and nothing more.
It was absolute bullshit
She wouldn't even allow the doggy position....seriously???
As I write this, I am angry for myself for not stopping the session and demanding a partial refund so I could get the hell out of there.
I had to finish with a hand job because there was no way I was going to cum with only 1-2 inches of penetration
She was too ugly to make me want to cum, so I closed my eyes and thought of my favourite girls.
It was so bad that I wouldn't see her again even if it were free...
I will say there were some very minor positives.
She was very friendly.
Her blowjob was ok. While not great - it was a hell of a lot better than the sex.
And she gave a nice massage to use up my time, because the sex was a complete bust and over so quickly
So, my advice is stay the hell away...
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