JohnnyPunter
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The following travesty happened yesterday. I had been all excited for a booking with a new girl at Secret Liaisons, and had travelled all the way into the city only for them to cancel at the last minute. A mere 9 minutes before the booking, claiming she had called in saying she was "overwhelmed" and not coming in for the day. I guess they recruited some fresh new girl and she got cold feet at the last minute before starting the job. I was desperate to find a last-minute replacement and checked a few places, but none had any girls I liked the look of readily available. I also tried a couple of independents, but they couldn't do bookings until later. I should have realised then it was a sign from the punting gods to head home, instead I decided to try my luck at Aah Spa, hoping they would have a suitable young lady available. I even texted ahead, "You have any YOUNG ladies available today?" I don't even know why I asked, because the answer will always be "yes". I decided to take a gamble and headed there...
It was the same old story, ugly old granny opened the door and led me to the room, tried to take my booking. It was exactly like the last time I had been there. In fact it was the same aggressive old granny that tried to muscle me into a booking first. "You have other girl"? "I pick other girl?". She looked disappointed and leaves. One minute later, a new lady popped in, and she was older and uglier than the first. She looked a lot like one of the ladies who works with Old Amy, I swear its the same one. Fuck sake. "You have other girl?". "Oh, never mind" I tried to get up and leave and she pushed me back down on the bed where I had been sitting, telling me to wait. Then she leaves to go get the next one to send in. She left the door wide open and I saw some old dude pop out of the bathroom wearing a towel. He glanced at me, then quickly headed back to his room.
The third one was slightly younger but just as ugly as the first two. "No", I said, and she left while closing the door, trapping me in. I should have just left. Then the Mamasan comes in and says, "What is wrong"? I said I didn't like the ladies. And she said, "I give you massage then". To be honest, she was slightly more attractive than the other 3 wicked old witches... but only slightly. And in hindsight, it was probably the fancy white dress that was hiding her body that caused me to give in and say okay.
Face: 3/10
Body: 2.5/10 (don't ask me for details, I don't want to remember)
Tits: 2.5/10
She talked me into 1 hour sensual massage for $120. I should have just left, or at the very least opted for the $80 half hour. Face down massage was shit, nothing about it felt relaxing or good. In fact, it even hurt a few times. I guess her skills are in management, not massage. Her phone went off during booking, and she had to stop to check it and then went and got it and brought it to the table. At least it wasn't as bad as when OldMacdonald had that Mamasan massage, and she had one hand working the phone and the other massaging him the whole time lol. Anyway, after the phone thing I was like fuck this, I want to get it over.
So I rolled over on my back, and she started massaging my legs with baby oil or something while my hard cock rested against my thigh in full view. Then she took her underwear off so she was totally naked and put some lube or oil on my dick and started massaging it, it actually felt quick good even if there wasn't anything attractive for me to look at. She also massaged my balls and arse. I tried some of the tricks some of you creeps suggested to encourage them to explore the anus. Such as moaning when she went near my arse and lifting my leg up to invite her to explore my anus more, but it didn't work. She probably would have done it for an additional $20 if I asked. Then she tried a few different positions such as kneeling between my legs and eventually she sat on my stomach while working my dick leaning over so I could see her pussy and arse.
Massage: 3/10
Pussy: 4/10
Anus: 3.5/10 (clearly used as an entry before)
I have to say her hand job technique was actually pretty good, and no shit, probably better than half the sensual masseuses at the usual sensual massage agencies I have seen. I tried to last as long as I could, but eventually shot my load. Then she got off the table and went and cleaned her hands with wet wipes, while leaving me there naked on the table for a few minutes, covered in my own cum. She said she would go and wash her hands, then come back and give me more massage. I said no, don't worry about it. Given how shit her massage technique was, I wasn't interested. So I went and had a shower, got dressed, and quickly left. On the way out she gave me a handful of lollies, which I later binned, and beckoned me to come back for a visit again.
Handjob: 7/10
Disappointment in myself: 10/10
I left feeling disappointed and disgusted in myself. That is the last time I will ever go to Aah Spa, it was similar to the last time I went in, which there were only old crones and no young ladies. It was a disappointing end to a disappointing day of punting. When I got home, I had two showers and questioned my life choices and whether I want to quit punting for good. I then considered burning my clothes but opted instead for the more practical compromise of throwing them in the washing machine for no less than 2 cycles. This is what sex addiction looks like...
It was the same old story, ugly old granny opened the door and led me to the room, tried to take my booking. It was exactly like the last time I had been there. In fact it was the same aggressive old granny that tried to muscle me into a booking first. "You have other girl"? "I pick other girl?". She looked disappointed and leaves. One minute later, a new lady popped in, and she was older and uglier than the first. She looked a lot like one of the ladies who works with Old Amy, I swear its the same one. Fuck sake. "You have other girl?". "Oh, never mind" I tried to get up and leave and she pushed me back down on the bed where I had been sitting, telling me to wait. Then she leaves to go get the next one to send in. She left the door wide open and I saw some old dude pop out of the bathroom wearing a towel. He glanced at me, then quickly headed back to his room.
The third one was slightly younger but just as ugly as the first two. "No", I said, and she left while closing the door, trapping me in. I should have just left. Then the Mamasan comes in and says, "What is wrong"? I said I didn't like the ladies. And she said, "I give you massage then". To be honest, she was slightly more attractive than the other 3 wicked old witches... but only slightly. And in hindsight, it was probably the fancy white dress that was hiding her body that caused me to give in and say okay.
Face: 3/10
Body: 2.5/10 (don't ask me for details, I don't want to remember)
Tits: 2.5/10
She talked me into 1 hour sensual massage for $120. I should have just left, or at the very least opted for the $80 half hour. Face down massage was shit, nothing about it felt relaxing or good. In fact, it even hurt a few times. I guess her skills are in management, not massage. Her phone went off during booking, and she had to stop to check it and then went and got it and brought it to the table. At least it wasn't as bad as when OldMacdonald had that Mamasan massage, and she had one hand working the phone and the other massaging him the whole time lol. Anyway, after the phone thing I was like fuck this, I want to get it over.
So I rolled over on my back, and she started massaging my legs with baby oil or something while my hard cock rested against my thigh in full view. Then she took her underwear off so she was totally naked and put some lube or oil on my dick and started massaging it, it actually felt quick good even if there wasn't anything attractive for me to look at. She also massaged my balls and arse. I tried some of the tricks some of you creeps suggested to encourage them to explore the anus. Such as moaning when she went near my arse and lifting my leg up to invite her to explore my anus more, but it didn't work. She probably would have done it for an additional $20 if I asked. Then she tried a few different positions such as kneeling between my legs and eventually she sat on my stomach while working my dick leaning over so I could see her pussy and arse.
Massage: 3/10
Pussy: 4/10
Anus: 3.5/10 (clearly used as an entry before)
I have to say her hand job technique was actually pretty good, and no shit, probably better than half the sensual masseuses at the usual sensual massage agencies I have seen. I tried to last as long as I could, but eventually shot my load. Then she got off the table and went and cleaned her hands with wet wipes, while leaving me there naked on the table for a few minutes, covered in my own cum. She said she would go and wash her hands, then come back and give me more massage. I said no, don't worry about it. Given how shit her massage technique was, I wasn't interested. So I went and had a shower, got dressed, and quickly left. On the way out she gave me a handful of lollies, which I later binned, and beckoned me to come back for a visit again.
Handjob: 7/10
Disappointment in myself: 10/10
I left feeling disappointed and disgusted in myself. That is the last time I will ever go to Aah Spa, it was similar to the last time I went in, which there were only old crones and no young ladies. It was a disappointing end to a disappointing day of punting. When I got home, I had two showers and questioned my life choices and whether I want to quit punting for good. I then considered burning my clothes but opted instead for the more practical compromise of throwing them in the washing machine for no less than 2 cycles. This is what sex addiction looks like...