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Hi Gents,
I recently had the privilege to link up with dodo69 when he was in NZ pumping some much needed cash into our struggling economy.
Whlist enjoying some fine wining and dining together I took the opportunity to ask him a few questions about the trip. Listen up whoever is thinking of visiting NZ, this could be useful for you...
This is posted with full permission and creative control from @dodo69 thanks mate!
(He's a fucking machine btw lol)
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B - First thing first who was your best punt while you are here!?
D - Hard to answer so I’ll put it this way. Best looking was Junie. Best sex was Icy. Best vibe was Camila. Best memory was Momo/Nao (youthful, nostalgic & reminded me of my uni years). If I have to pick one, probably Icy.
B - You've been to a few place already, facility wise which one you like the best?
D - Surprisingly Doll House. It’s clean and more intimate. The big room in the apartment in Grey Lynn from SC was too nice, it felt a little intimidating.
B - What would be your recommendation in terms of accom to make things more "convenient"?
D - Book a nice hotel that’s accessible to as many whorehouses as possible. There are a few hostels on K Road that is very affordable and takes minutes to walk to DH, Vixens, and LF (could you confirm? I never been but I heard it’s on Cross St too)
B - Yes! LF is indeed on the same street, will even be more convenient when the new train station opens in September! Any suggestions around budget for a tour like this?
D - Depends on how many punts you look to do for the entire trip I guess? Anything above $400 per hour is most likely not worth it. Best bang for your buck is Icy for $320 VIP. Hard to beat that.
B - Surely there must be a funny punting episode here somewhere, give us one!
D - They were all fun but I can’t recall any that was funny. Oh actually there is one sort of! On the plane going to Oz, I was sat next to 2 lovely nuns. They asked why am I visiting Oz and I lied of course. Was browsing PH while they were reading the bible. I’m going straight to hell
B - lol oh yes you are going to hell surely and I will be there waiting for you
Anyway not so much about the girls but is there something you think NZ can do better in terms of as an escort service provider?
D - Don’t let me wait in the cold. Have some sort of booths for us to wait inside. DH and SC got this problem. Vixens, DB, and Liaxaoyao just let you inside a room and let you wait there.
B - Are there any tips and tricks you can offer to the other dodo69s out there wanting to follow your foot steps?
D - Do a lot of research. Don’t trust Google #1 result. The highest ranking brothel in Auckland on Google is the Pelican Club. Thank god I never stepped foot inside.
B - Wtf Pelican Club is number one!? What's next on the ranking, Femme Fatale!? lol
D - Oh is that a good place too??
B - No... you don't want to know. Anyway is there anything you would like to do or new place you want to go if you come back again one day?
D - I’m not into discovering. I think I did enough discovery this time around. Gonna stick with DH, SC, Vixens, DB, Liaoxaoyao.
B - Bruh, just give us a list of girls you want to "tick off" next time then!!
D - Ari & Jaz, but I hope SC fixes their booking system. Just copy DH and they’ll be good.
B - Nice!! a bi-double could be on the card for you then! Your final thought please.
D - Make sure to budget. This hobby costs a lot more than I expected. It’s very easy to overspend too when you don’t know the market price. Avoid paying for extras early on, usually they’re meant to deter people from getting the services that the girl doesn’t like to perform.
B - Wise words... oh forgot one last question! What's the anus rating?? No! I mean overall trip rating?
D - NZ is nice and clean, 9/10!!!
Until next time
I recently had the privilege to link up with dodo69 when he was in NZ pumping some much needed cash into our struggling economy.
Whlist enjoying some fine wining and dining together I took the opportunity to ask him a few questions about the trip. Listen up whoever is thinking of visiting NZ, this could be useful for you...
This is posted with full permission and creative control from @dodo69 thanks mate!
(He's a fucking machine btw lol)
***
B - First thing first who was your best punt while you are here!?
D - Hard to answer so I’ll put it this way. Best looking was Junie. Best sex was Icy. Best vibe was Camila. Best memory was Momo/Nao (youthful, nostalgic & reminded me of my uni years). If I have to pick one, probably Icy.
B - You've been to a few place already, facility wise which one you like the best?
D - Surprisingly Doll House. It’s clean and more intimate. The big room in the apartment in Grey Lynn from SC was too nice, it felt a little intimidating.
B - What would be your recommendation in terms of accom to make things more "convenient"?
D - Book a nice hotel that’s accessible to as many whorehouses as possible. There are a few hostels on K Road that is very affordable and takes minutes to walk to DH, Vixens, and LF (could you confirm? I never been but I heard it’s on Cross St too)
B - Yes! LF is indeed on the same street, will even be more convenient when the new train station opens in September! Any suggestions around budget for a tour like this?
D - Depends on how many punts you look to do for the entire trip I guess? Anything above $400 per hour is most likely not worth it. Best bang for your buck is Icy for $320 VIP. Hard to beat that.
B - Surely there must be a funny punting episode here somewhere, give us one!
D - They were all fun but I can’t recall any that was funny. Oh actually there is one sort of! On the plane going to Oz, I was sat next to 2 lovely nuns. They asked why am I visiting Oz and I lied of course. Was browsing PH while they were reading the bible. I’m going straight to hell
B - lol oh yes you are going to hell surely and I will be there waiting for you
Anyway not so much about the girls but is there something you think NZ can do better in terms of as an escort service provider?D - Don’t let me wait in the cold. Have some sort of booths for us to wait inside. DH and SC got this problem. Vixens, DB, and Liaxaoyao just let you inside a room and let you wait there.
B - Are there any tips and tricks you can offer to the other dodo69s out there wanting to follow your foot steps?
D - Do a lot of research. Don’t trust Google #1 result. The highest ranking brothel in Auckland on Google is the Pelican Club. Thank god I never stepped foot inside.
B - Wtf Pelican Club is number one!? What's next on the ranking, Femme Fatale!? lol
D - Oh is that a good place too??
B - No... you don't want to know. Anyway is there anything you would like to do or new place you want to go if you come back again one day?
D - I’m not into discovering. I think I did enough discovery this time around. Gonna stick with DH, SC, Vixens, DB, Liaoxaoyao.
B - Bruh, just give us a list of girls you want to "tick off" next time then!!
D - Ari & Jaz, but I hope SC fixes their booking system. Just copy DH and they’ll be good.
B - Nice!! a bi-double could be on the card for you then! Your final thought please.
D - Make sure to budget. This hobby costs a lot more than I expected. It’s very easy to overspend too when you don’t know the market price. Avoid paying for extras early on, usually they’re meant to deter people from getting the services that the girl doesn’t like to perform.
B - Wise words... oh forgot one last question! What's the anus rating?? No! I mean overall trip rating?
D - NZ is nice and clean, 9/10!!!
Until next time
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