JohnnyPunter
Well-known member
Sour Honey, my traumatic experience at the O Group
I had caught word about a relatively new massage shop called the O Group that opened up in 2024; it had been operator for a few months before I even heard about it. It is run by the same people who own Angel Angels, so sometimes the ladies work between the two. A lot of punters on SexForum were asking about it, so I decided I would take the plunge and check it out. I checked the roster, and there were only two girls that really caught my eye, Paris and Honey. Paris had some mixed and negative reviews on SexForum, so I decided to give her a miss, whereas there were no recent reviews on Honey. Although there were some old, good reviews on here when she used to work as a sensual masseuse at various agencies.
I drove to the O Group, which is on Dominion Road in Balmoral, inside the Capital Theatre. They text you a set of instructions on how to find the place and an entry procedure. You walk through the doors to The Capital Theatre, and then on the left is an alcove with a door with two buzzers and a note. I had thoroughly read the text they sent me, so I ignored the note on the door and pressed both the buzzers and headed up the stairs. There was a young blonde woman covered in tattoos sitting behind a desk, working as the receptionist. When I walked in, she snapped at me, "Did you not read the note? You were supposed to ring the buzzers and wait". I apologised and said I was just following the directions in the text (which said about waiting for them to text you to come in). I found out later why they want you to wait for the all clear before you enter.
She asked me if I had a booking, I said yeah, and she looked behind and it had a whiteboard with all the bookings. The funny thing about the setup is that you can see all the girls' bookings on the whiteboard behind the reception in full view; this is actually similar to Albany Angels. So you can see how many bookings a girl has in the day, and who is popular and who is not. No other agency I have been to reveals those details visibly to the clients, and it's probably better they don't. I could see that Paris had 3-4 bookings that day, Honey had 2 (including my own), and there were two other girls who had no bookings at all (although they may have been starting later)!
Anyway, the receptionist got me to follow her up the stairs and directed me into a room. She asked how I was paying, and I said cash. It was $200 for 30 mins full service, which I paid her. When I made the booking on their website, a special was advertised: "$30 off any 30-minute & 45 minute GFE/Standard" bookings. However, the reception never offered me that. I guess you have to ask, but I never do because it makes me feel cheap, and also to be honest, sometimes I purposely don't just to test whether they offer it or not (being the good reviewer I am). I noticed that good old Debonairs always seems to do it, even if you don't ask, as a couple of times I have been confused that it cost less than I expected afterwards.
I got the upstairs room to the left of the stairs, upon inspection, it was dimly lit with a kind of bluish/greenish hue. It was clean and tidy, which was good, with a nice bed. It would have been even better if it had either a basket, a stool, or a "cuck chair" like nearly every motel/hotel room, as there was nowhere to really put my clothes apart from the dressing table that was already covered with other stuff like lube and condoms etc. I ended up having to put my clothes on the floor.
After the receptionist left, I had to wait in the room for several minutes for Honey. When she came in, she smiled, looked me briefly in the eyes, and hugged me. But there wasn't much in the way of conversation or banter; she seemed kind of distant from the get-go. She's blonde, European kiwi, age is about 30 (older than advertised). She had some tattoos, one on her back and one on her side. To be honest, I was a little disappointed in terms of looks as she didn't look petite like her photos. Also, she smelt strongly of cigarettes.
Face: 6/10 (she was wearing very minimal makeup)
Body: 7/10 (tits were a bit saggy, and her body wasn't as toned as I depicted in photos)
She wanted me to have a shower, so she handed me a towel. So here's the main issue with the O Group, at least for the room I got, there is only one shower, and it is downstairs. So you literally have to walk with just a towel wrapped around you out of the room, down the stairs, out into the main reception area, and into the downstairs bathroom. I then realised why they have such a stringent entry procedure, because half-naked punters are creeping up and down the stairs to use the downstairs shower.
Anyway, she walked me downstairs to the bathroom. Then disappeared to get a bathmat, leaving the bathroom door wide open, so anyone from the bottom of the stairs could see in. She came back and put down a mat, and I had a shower. When I was finished, I went out and had to walk past the reception area. They have a screen up for some privacy (and perhaps so the receptionist doesn't have to keep seeing half-naked punters all day). As I was walking up the stairs, I saw some average-looking brunette chatting away to the receptionist, but I didn't know which girl it was.
When I got back to the room, Honey was playing around with the music. She didn't even acknowledge me and seemed kind of aloof. So I just closed the door and stood there in my towel like a retard, wondering what to do.
Then she said, "Sorry, just trying to sort the music," and told me to get on the bed. I went and lay down on the bed while she was getting stuff from the table. She came over and went straight into giving me a handjob to get me hard. There wasn't much in terms of foreplay or anything. Eventually, she put a condom on, which she partly did with her mouth, and started giving me head. It felt quite good, but it was really mechanical, and there was no intimacy at all. In fact, apart from when she first walked in the room, she didn't make any eye contact throughout the whole booking, as if she couldn't stand to look at me. For most of the blowjob, she was leaning over my stomach with her back towards me, so I couldn't even enjoy watching it (and probably so she didn't have to look at me). To be honest, it was a little uncomfortable as she was putting her weight right on my stomach, and I had just eaten lunch prior to the booking. I just ran my hand over her back and bum and admired her tattoos.
Eventually, she got on top and rode me and again she avoided eye contact at all costs.
Her body is okay, but there are some stretch marks, and her tits are a little saggy, as I stated earlier. She also has her belly button pierced. After probably a minute of riding me, she asked if I wanted to do doggy (probably so she didn't have to look at me). So I got up and she got in position and I started fucking her doggy. There were a lot of fake and exaggerated moans; she probably needs to tone down the acting a little, as most punters would know they are fake. I just admired her tattoos and had my hand placed on her upper back as I was pumping away. I noticed her brown prune. No hemmeroids, but the tell tale sign she had done anal and had things up there before haha.
Ok, so then things took an awkward turn. I slapped her bum. She stopped abruptly in the middle of doggy and barked, "Don't be rough". Then she grabbed my hand, squeezing it hard while wrenching it forward, and yelled "DON'T BE DISRESPECTFUL". Then she said something along the lines of "A LITTLE RESPECT GOES A LONG WAY". Now, before the "respect" police cucks and simps come out in full force here, let me explain. It was definitely a light play slap, exactly like I have done countless times before with working girls without any issues at many different agencies. In fact, I often feel silly doing it because it is so very light since I am always really conscious about not wanting to be rough. I might as well be pressing an elevator button or the button at a sidewalk crossing.
I think it triggered something emotional in her. Maybe she's had people be rough before, or maybe she just finds all slapping to be disrespectful and degrading. I definitely detected some kind of deep-seated emotional/mental thing was going on there. Either way, it was awkward as fuck, and I was shocked, stunned, and absolutely mortified. It entirely killed the mood. Especially considering she went straight back to doggy and her fake moans again, as if she had turned on a fake moan audio track or something.
I watched in disappointment as my condom covered cock literally shrivelled up before my eyes as I kept on lightly thrusting away. It was like watching a balloon slowly deflate. What made it even worse was that her fake moaning seemed to get louder as my dick got smaller. It shrivelled up and retracted so much it literally fell out of her cunt on its own.
She stayed in position as I was there on my knees, wondering what to do. I just lay down on the bed next to her and disappointingly looked at my deflated, flaccid dick, which was still in the condom. Adding insult to injury, she turned around, took one look at my shrivelled cock, and said, "Sorry, I can't get on it when it's like that". I ripped the condom off and started furiously wanking away, but I was still in shock from the slapping incident and had a mental block. It didn't help that I was already thinking about this writing this review and how I would write about my embarrassing flaccidness.
After a couple of minutes of extremely awkward silence as we lay next to each other with me furiously trying to get my flaccid worm hard again, she eventually climbed on top of me and sat on my chest with her back to me, and started wanking my dick. It was one of her old sensual massage moves, you know, the one they revert to when things go bad. She kept her back to me the whole time, like she didn't want to have to look at me. I just emptied my mind and concentrated on her hands stroking my dick. Use the punting force JohnnyPunter, use the punting force.
I did my best to salvage the booking, m,y hands explored her back, bum, hips and thighs. Slowly, I started to get hard again; my soldier was back in action. Her handjob technique was okay, but I didn't think it would be enough. So I ended up taking over and moved my hand around her and started jerking myself off with my other hand on her hip and bum. I was fiercely determined to get off, even if I had to do it myself. She stayed on top of me, occasionally being over into different positions, showing her pussy, and rubbing her tit on my dick. She kept her hand on my balls the whole time. It would have been a decent ending to a sensual massage booking. Eventually, I shot my load. I did my best to get it on her thigh, which was positioned right there.
Afterwards, she ended up wiping my dick with a wet wipe, and I had to do the creep down stairs again to use the shower. When I came back to the room, she was singing to herself and largely ignored me. I just got dressed as quickly as I could and got out of there. The receptionist didn't even seem to notice me leaving, but as I was opening up the door to leave, I turned around to look back, and I saw that hot blonde girl in her lingerie. It was Paris. She gave me a cute little half smile, and I instantly regretted not booking her instead. I know some of you other guys have had bad experiences with her, saying she was a starfish and unenthusiastic, but that can't have been any worse than what I experienced with Honey.
Maybe she was having a bad day, or we just didn't vibe, but even though she did her best to hide it, I could tell she hated her job. I know some of you guys say she was good in the past, doing sensual massage, but I think she's probably been in the industry too long, and she seemed to me to be jaded and broken now. She needs to get out of the industry for her own sake. The O Group itself is not too bad if you can get over having to do the shit house shuffle in a towel as you creep down the stairs to the shower. I think some of the other rooms have ensuites, so if you get one of them, it would be much better.
Overall experience: 2/10 (not recommended, I will never see her again)
A year later, this is still one of the worst bookings I have ever had, and I have had a lot of bad bookings. Honey left the O Group a couple of months after my booking and rebranded herself as Mackenzie. Now she works at La Belle de Luxe (Sapphire Blue's sensual massage offshoot). Looking at her profile photos there they are definitely quite heavily touched up. I don't think she was cut out for full service, so maybe she will provide a better experience doing just sensual massage. But I sure as hell won't be booking her.
I drove to the O Group, which is on Dominion Road in Balmoral, inside the Capital Theatre. They text you a set of instructions on how to find the place and an entry procedure. You walk through the doors to The Capital Theatre, and then on the left is an alcove with a door with two buzzers and a note. I had thoroughly read the text they sent me, so I ignored the note on the door and pressed both the buzzers and headed up the stairs. There was a young blonde woman covered in tattoos sitting behind a desk, working as the receptionist. When I walked in, she snapped at me, "Did you not read the note? You were supposed to ring the buzzers and wait". I apologised and said I was just following the directions in the text (which said about waiting for them to text you to come in). I found out later why they want you to wait for the all clear before you enter.
She asked me if I had a booking, I said yeah, and she looked behind and it had a whiteboard with all the bookings. The funny thing about the setup is that you can see all the girls' bookings on the whiteboard behind the reception in full view; this is actually similar to Albany Angels. So you can see how many bookings a girl has in the day, and who is popular and who is not. No other agency I have been to reveals those details visibly to the clients, and it's probably better they don't. I could see that Paris had 3-4 bookings that day, Honey had 2 (including my own), and there were two other girls who had no bookings at all (although they may have been starting later)!
Anyway, the receptionist got me to follow her up the stairs and directed me into a room. She asked how I was paying, and I said cash. It was $200 for 30 mins full service, which I paid her. When I made the booking on their website, a special was advertised: "$30 off any 30-minute & 45 minute GFE/Standard" bookings. However, the reception never offered me that. I guess you have to ask, but I never do because it makes me feel cheap, and also to be honest, sometimes I purposely don't just to test whether they offer it or not (being the good reviewer I am). I noticed that good old Debonairs always seems to do it, even if you don't ask, as a couple of times I have been confused that it cost less than I expected afterwards.
I got the upstairs room to the left of the stairs, upon inspection, it was dimly lit with a kind of bluish/greenish hue. It was clean and tidy, which was good, with a nice bed. It would have been even better if it had either a basket, a stool, or a "cuck chair" like nearly every motel/hotel room, as there was nowhere to really put my clothes apart from the dressing table that was already covered with other stuff like lube and condoms etc. I ended up having to put my clothes on the floor.
After the receptionist left, I had to wait in the room for several minutes for Honey. When she came in, she smiled, looked me briefly in the eyes, and hugged me. But there wasn't much in the way of conversation or banter; she seemed kind of distant from the get-go. She's blonde, European kiwi, age is about 30 (older than advertised). She had some tattoos, one on her back and one on her side. To be honest, I was a little disappointed in terms of looks as she didn't look petite like her photos. Also, she smelt strongly of cigarettes.
Face: 6/10 (she was wearing very minimal makeup)
Body: 7/10 (tits were a bit saggy, and her body wasn't as toned as I depicted in photos)
She wanted me to have a shower, so she handed me a towel. So here's the main issue with the O Group, at least for the room I got, there is only one shower, and it is downstairs. So you literally have to walk with just a towel wrapped around you out of the room, down the stairs, out into the main reception area, and into the downstairs bathroom. I then realised why they have such a stringent entry procedure, because half-naked punters are creeping up and down the stairs to use the downstairs shower.
Anyway, she walked me downstairs to the bathroom. Then disappeared to get a bathmat, leaving the bathroom door wide open, so anyone from the bottom of the stairs could see in. She came back and put down a mat, and I had a shower. When I was finished, I went out and had to walk past the reception area. They have a screen up for some privacy (and perhaps so the receptionist doesn't have to keep seeing half-naked punters all day). As I was walking up the stairs, I saw some average-looking brunette chatting away to the receptionist, but I didn't know which girl it was.
When I got back to the room, Honey was playing around with the music. She didn't even acknowledge me and seemed kind of aloof. So I just closed the door and stood there in my towel like a retard, wondering what to do.
Then she said, "Sorry, just trying to sort the music," and told me to get on the bed. I went and lay down on the bed while she was getting stuff from the table. She came over and went straight into giving me a handjob to get me hard. There wasn't much in terms of foreplay or anything. Eventually, she put a condom on, which she partly did with her mouth, and started giving me head. It felt quite good, but it was really mechanical, and there was no intimacy at all. In fact, apart from when she first walked in the room, she didn't make any eye contact throughout the whole booking, as if she couldn't stand to look at me. For most of the blowjob, she was leaning over my stomach with her back towards me, so I couldn't even enjoy watching it (and probably so she didn't have to look at me). To be honest, it was a little uncomfortable as she was putting her weight right on my stomach, and I had just eaten lunch prior to the booking. I just ran my hand over her back and bum and admired her tattoos.Eventually, she got on top and rode me and again she avoided eye contact at all costs.
Her body is okay, but there are some stretch marks, and her tits are a little saggy, as I stated earlier. She also has her belly button pierced. After probably a minute of riding me, she asked if I wanted to do doggy (probably so she didn't have to look at me). So I got up and she got in position and I started fucking her doggy. There were a lot of fake and exaggerated moans; she probably needs to tone down the acting a little, as most punters would know they are fake. I just admired her tattoos and had my hand placed on her upper back as I was pumping away. I noticed her brown prune. No hemmeroids, but the tell tale sign she had done anal and had things up there before haha.Ok, so then things took an awkward turn. I slapped her bum. She stopped abruptly in the middle of doggy and barked, "Don't be rough". Then she grabbed my hand, squeezing it hard while wrenching it forward, and yelled "DON'T BE DISRESPECTFUL". Then she said something along the lines of "A LITTLE RESPECT GOES A LONG WAY". Now, before the "respect" police cucks and simps come out in full force here, let me explain. It was definitely a light play slap, exactly like I have done countless times before with working girls without any issues at many different agencies. In fact, I often feel silly doing it because it is so very light since I am always really conscious about not wanting to be rough. I might as well be pressing an elevator button or the button at a sidewalk crossing.
I think it triggered something emotional in her. Maybe she's had people be rough before, or maybe she just finds all slapping to be disrespectful and degrading. I definitely detected some kind of deep-seated emotional/mental thing was going on there. Either way, it was awkward as fuck, and I was shocked, stunned, and absolutely mortified. It entirely killed the mood. Especially considering she went straight back to doggy and her fake moans again, as if she had turned on a fake moan audio track or something.
I watched in disappointment as my condom covered cock literally shrivelled up before my eyes as I kept on lightly thrusting away. It was like watching a balloon slowly deflate. What made it even worse was that her fake moaning seemed to get louder as my dick got smaller. It shrivelled up and retracted so much it literally fell out of her cunt on its own.
She stayed in position as I was there on my knees, wondering what to do. I just lay down on the bed next to her and disappointingly looked at my deflated, flaccid dick, which was still in the condom. Adding insult to injury, she turned around, took one look at my shrivelled cock, and said, "Sorry, I can't get on it when it's like that". I ripped the condom off and started furiously wanking away, but I was still in shock from the slapping incident and had a mental block. It didn't help that I was already thinking about this writing this review and how I would write about my embarrassing flaccidness.
After a couple of minutes of extremely awkward silence as we lay next to each other with me furiously trying to get my flaccid worm hard again, she eventually climbed on top of me and sat on my chest with her back to me, and started wanking my dick. It was one of her old sensual massage moves, you know, the one they revert to when things go bad. She kept her back to me the whole time, like she didn't want to have to look at me. I just emptied my mind and concentrated on her hands stroking my dick. Use the punting force JohnnyPunter, use the punting force.
I did my best to salvage the booking, m,y hands explored her back, bum, hips and thighs. Slowly, I started to get hard again; my soldier was back in action. Her handjob technique was okay, but I didn't think it would be enough. So I ended up taking over and moved my hand around her and started jerking myself off with my other hand on her hip and bum. I was fiercely determined to get off, even if I had to do it myself. She stayed on top of me, occasionally being over into different positions, showing her pussy, and rubbing her tit on my dick. She kept her hand on my balls the whole time. It would have been a decent ending to a sensual massage booking. Eventually, I shot my load. I did my best to get it on her thigh, which was positioned right there.
Afterwards, she ended up wiping my dick with a wet wipe, and I had to do the creep down stairs again to use the shower. When I came back to the room, she was singing to herself and largely ignored me. I just got dressed as quickly as I could and got out of there. The receptionist didn't even seem to notice me leaving, but as I was opening up the door to leave, I turned around to look back, and I saw that hot blonde girl in her lingerie. It was Paris. She gave me a cute little half smile, and I instantly regretted not booking her instead. I know some of you other guys have had bad experiences with her, saying she was a starfish and unenthusiastic, but that can't have been any worse than what I experienced with Honey.
Maybe she was having a bad day, or we just didn't vibe, but even though she did her best to hide it, I could tell she hated her job. I know some of you guys say she was good in the past, doing sensual massage, but I think she's probably been in the industry too long, and she seemed to me to be jaded and broken now. She needs to get out of the industry for her own sake. The O Group itself is not too bad if you can get over having to do the shit house shuffle in a towel as you creep down the stairs to the shower. I think some of the other rooms have ensuites, so if you get one of them, it would be much better.
Overall experience: 2/10 (not recommended, I will never see her again)
A year later, this is still one of the worst bookings I have ever had, and I have had a lot of bad bookings. Honey left the O Group a couple of months after my booking and rebranded herself as Mackenzie. Now she works at La Belle de Luxe (Sapphire Blue's sensual massage offshoot). Looking at her profile photos there they are definitely quite heavily touched up. I don't think she was cut out for full service, so maybe she will provide a better experience doing just sensual massage. But I sure as hell won't be booking her.