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Serenity turns into Calamity at Debonairs

JohnnyPunter

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A few months ago, I caught wind that one of my all-time favourite sensual masseuses, Serenity, had returned to the industry and was again working at Debonairs. I saw her a couple of times last year, before she left the industry, and wrote an earlier rave review about her. Since she returned, I had previously tried to book with her a couple of times, but she was very hard to book. I'm not sure if it's because she was popular due to her sudden return or because she cancels her shifts frequently. Apparently, she has another job as well, so sometimes she cancels her shift at the last minute, so keep that in mind if you see her on the roster. Anyway, I finally managed to secure a booking and headed to Debs.

The receptionist showed me into the room and I took my shoes off and prepared myself for our reunion. I heard footsteps moving towards the door and in walked a woman completely naked. I looked at her and didn't recognise her at all! I was confused. Where is my sweet Serenity? I couldn't believe it, I thought Debonairs actually pulled a bait and switch on me! The girl told me to take my clothes off and have a shower. I was in so much shock that Debs pulled a switcheroo on me I didn't pay her much attention. I just complied. I quickly stripped down and followed her to the shower. In the bathroom, I had a quick shower and managed to recompose myself. I thought to myself, wait a minute, surely that couldn't actually be Serenity? Could it? I remembered a specific tattoo that Serenity had on her bum/hip, so I decided I would go back into the room and look for it, to confirm her identity.

As I turned the shower off, I heard her hurry back to the room, and when I returned in my towel, the first thing I did was look for her tattoo, and it was there... Holy fuck! It is Serenity... She's put on quite a bit of weight since I last saw her. Even her face looked a little different from my memory, and I think she has some new tattoos. Needless to say, when she walked in the room naked, it didn't have the same effect as it did 1 year ago. I guess a person can change a lot in 12 months time. 🤯

Face: 6.5/10
Body: 5/10
😢

She told me to get on the table, so I did. I was shocked, confused and disappointed all at the same time, but I did my best to relax and just concentrate on the massage. Her massage was okay, but she is definitely a bit out of practice. She started by applying oil and massaging my legs, which was similar to how I remembered. I remember she used some therapeutic techniques like digging her elbows into my shoulder blades, and grabbed the side of my neck and top of my traps, which kind of hurt a little. Then she did some breast sweeps and briefly did a body slide, which, to be honest, almost crushed me. She definitely wasn't as agile as she used to be when she could slide along your back, then do a 180 flip and slide back again. I also couldn't help but notice the sensation of some stubble. 😑

Then she stopped to wipe me down for the flip over. The she went over to the table, and I heard her flinch and fumble with something. She burnt herself on the towel warmer when heating up the oil. Then she got me to flip over, and proceeded to pour the scorching hot oil on my dick, balls, and thigh. WOW! Fuck it was hot. 🥵 It almost burnt me, but I wanted to wince out in pain, but managed to restrain myself from reacting. I heard later from another masseuse that Debs has replaced some of the towel warmers, and they get too hot.

After scorching me with oil, she then started giving my cock attention, which quickly hardened despite the fact that I was now in a state of disbelief. She did a number of the usual sensual massage maneuvers while continuing to stroke my cock. Such as turning side on, leaning over me so I could see her bum and tits, rubbing her tits on me, then she flipped around in a 69 position showing me her pussy and anus, twerking it. I slapped her bum and jiggled it multiple times. Strangely, she also grabbed my throat a few times like she was going to choke me. I couldn’t tell if she was doing it to be playful or because she had some kind of deep desire to take out some of her frustration on a man. 😅 I prefer to be the dominant one, so I reached up and gently grabbed her throat (lightly), just to put her in her place. It made her smirk.

Then she did that annoying thing where they thrust themselves towards you and then recoil, multiple times, like they are teasing you with a kiss. On the fourth time she thrusted forward, I stole a kiss and gave her a light peck on the lips. I couldn't really gauge her response. Then she did the thrusting thing again, sometime later in her routine, and I again landed a cheeky light kiss. This time, she shook her head a couple of times while going "mm-mm" "mm-mm" to indicate no. So kissing is off the cards. I don't know why masseuses do that stupid thrusting shit if they are so averse to kissing. I would advise them not to do the thrust more than a couple of times if they don't want the client to give them a cheeky peck. 😘

She spent most of the face-up part of the booking putting her bum in my face, which wasn't ideal as I am a boob man through and through. At one point, I noticed she started focusing all of her attention on my cock, which I understood to mean she was trying to finish me off. She was sitting on my chest, bent over at this point. So I asked her, "Can I cum on your tits?". She said, "Oh, I thought you were an arse man". She couldn't have been more wrong! Well, I mean that’s all I really had to play with because she never really gave me much tits. I was hoping she would lie down on the table so I could straddle her and cum on her tits as I have done in most of my sensual massage bookings. But instead, she just turned around and started jerking me off, leaning over my cock with her tits brushing it. She kept applying oil to my cock, which is something she had continued to do intermittently throughout the face-up massage booking. At that point, my cock was absolutely drenched. I don't even like lube or oil. I need traction to get off. She was having difficulty getting me off. Then she said, "I need to put you in the shower in 2 minutes, babe". We were running out of time, so I took over and started working myself up. But whenever I started getting momentum, she kept moving her chest and tits forward, pushing them into my cock and obstructing my hand.

I don't know if she was trying to rub her tits on my cock or preparing to catch my cum on her tits, but whenever she would do it, I'd lose all momentum and have to start again. We were almost out of time, then she said, "You can stand up and do it if you like". So we both got off the table and she crouched down next to it, positioning her tits at the level of my oil-drenched cock. I stood in front of her frantically going for broke, trying to shoot my load. But she kept pushing herself into my cock again, blocking my hand. Then she stood up and turned around, rubbing her bum on my balls. So I bent her over the massage table and with my balls pressed into her bum crack, I was jerking myself off trying to cum on her back. To be clear my dick was rock hard, I just couldn't cum. So realising we were chronically out of time, I just let go of my oil-saturated cock and gave up.

I think the main reason I couldn't do it was that there was WAY too much oil. I literally had to wipe my hand on the massage table towel to get some of it off, and it was still oily. But maybe it was also the shock and disappointment of the situation. Maybe her time management was a little off as well. She didn't really start focusing on my cock until the very end of the booking. After I had given up and I grabbed my towel to head off for a very quick shower, she said something along the lines of "Oh well, we can finish it next time". When I came back, we briefly chatted. I mentioned I used to see her last year, and she looked a little awkward since she didn't recognise me.

But the most awkward thing was that the change the receptionist had left for me was sitting on the chair. And when I was fully dressed, she was looking at me when I picked it up. Her eyes went from my face to the change and back to my face. I could tell she was hoping I was going to give it to her as a tip, but instead I stuffed it in my pocket while avoiding eye contact. 😅 Girl, you actually have to get me off if you want a tip... Goodness gracious! I left unrelieved and still in a state of confusion and disbelief. That is the first time I have ever left Debonairs unfinished. I walked straight to the dairy to get a cold drink to recompose myself and reflect on this most unfortunate booking. I ended up driving straight to Sapphire Blue and put the change towards a booking with one of my favourites there, Chanel.

Face down massage: 7/10 (girl is out of practice)
Handjob: 4/10 (way way way too much oil) 🧴
Scorching hot oil on my balls: 1/10 🔥
Leaving unfinished: 0/10


Overall Experience: 4.9/10 (this booking broke my heart)

Wow! That was a shocker of a booking. It still feels like I didn't see the Serenity I knew, but instead her older less skilled sister, Calamity. I left unfinished and had to book somewhere else. Sadly, she is not as good as she used to be, and I also felt she has lost her passion for the industry and has only come out of retirement because she needs the money. It felt like didn't really want to be doing it, and I guess she only has one foot in the industry anyway. I wish I hadn't seen her, so it didn't ruin my memory of her in her prime. If you want to experience this oil scorching, you'd better get in quick, as word is she is retiring again at the end of the year. 🤷‍♂️
 
how will this forum prevent the problem of fake reviews on the likes of SF ?

what you mentioned about boyfriends giving fake reviews - fake positive (drum up work) ? or fake negative (can't bear their GFs fucking others) ?
 
how will this forum prevent the problem of fake reviews on the likes of SF ?

what you mentioned about boyfriends giving fake reviews - fake positive (drum up work) ? or fake negative (can't bear their GFs fucking others) ?
We have some ideas such as giving a "verified reviewer" status to vetted reviewers so readers can give greater weight to those reviews. Fake reviews are generally easy to spot anyway, its just SexForum turns a blind eye. Their policy is to just ignore them and let the community call them out. There are ways of detecting alt accounts as well but again SF turns a blind eye.
 
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