Rose@Secret Liaisons - The good kind of starfish

[Banana]

Hi gents,

Currently camping but has been raining the whole day so what's not better to do than browsing the internet inside the tent with the sound of rain.

Thought I will pose a review of new SL girl Rose that I've only been circulating via DM on the other forum. So exclusive now on PH

Again the usual SL caveat, most girls there are ameteur so YMMV (wildly), book girls there with the right expectation and at your own risk.

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Rose - Elite Auckland Escort & Premium Companion | Secret Liaisons

Rose - 19-year-old elite escort & premium companion offering exclusive girlfriend experience (GFE) through Secret Liaisons SLGirls Auckland.

secretliaisons.co.nz

Be prepared to take the lead and do the hard yards to get the enjoyment out of this one. My booking was 60mins GFE lite.

She's definitely new to the industry and being only her first week at SL when I saw her I can forgive the awkwardness and default starfish position, her nervous energy was off the chart but I kinda like. Some other punters thought she was a bit odd personality wise but again she was probably just nervous and didn't quite know how to interact naturally with clients yet.

Photo relatively accurate with some enhancement like skin smoothing etc. She also seems to be a bit more slimmer and less busty than what the photos may suggest. Face is your innocent pretty looking girl next door type with freckles (not excessive, love freckles btw), super long hair which she tied into a single braid, very cute and great to hold onto during doggy. She's definitely young, 20 at most, proper Canadian who is probably here on working holiday. Some body arts on her back and thighs, not overly excessive.

Took me a while to chat to her, cracking jokes before I felt she finally relaxed a bit for some kisses and cuddles. Lip kisser at the start but I didn't force it. Move through all the foreplays/DATY which I think she liked with some very subtle reactions, she has thick labia lips if that's your thing.

BJ was standard but better than I expected for a new girl. I eventyally took charge and led her through all standard sex positions, mid way through I think she's finally felt comfortable, eased up and start softly moaning and whispered "yes, yes..." in my ears I just kept it slow and sensual. She did cowgirl better than I expected and I love her shy eyes contact and nervous giggles throughout, very cute.

I also liked it that she would close her eyes when she was really feeling it but as soon as I stopped she would open her eyes looking at me shyly with those "please fuck me more" looks. So I teased her a bit like that in missonary, was such a turn on!

I was somewhat exhausted by the end as it was truely a real "girlfriend" experience where the guy did most of the work, not unlike the first time you spend the night at your girlfriend's parent house...

I joked in the end and told Rose that I hope she liked my escort service and I deserve a tip, she bursted out laughing. Think that was when the last bit of her wall crumbled.

Overall it was a fun session (for me) if you don't mind the challenge, the good kind of starfish that will genuinely reacts if you put in the work. BUT definitely not recommended for 1st time and less experienced punters.

Face and body - 7/10
New to the industry feel - 9/10
Innocent but actually naughty - 8/10
Will she improve? - ??/10

Merry Christmas everyone!

 

[massagefan]

She sounds good. This review reminds me a bit of Demi at SC - very pretty and friendly young girl but needs to be led through the session. It isn’t a bad thing necessarily if you know how to lead a woman in bed.

I quite like seeing these shy cute young chicks and warming them up with a good experience.

 

[Banana]

She sounds good. This review reminds me a bit of Demi at SC - very pretty and friendly young girl but needs to be led through the session. It isn’t a bad thing necessarily if you know how to lead a woman in bed.

I quite like seeing these shy cute young chicks and warming them up with a good experience.

Yes, leading a girl (even if she's an escort) is not inherently a bad thing during a booking.

I can however see some punters probably gone in with the wrong expectation and thinking they can just lie down and be treated like a king since they are the ones paying (nothing wrong with that either just not at SL).

For me the payment is for getting the opportunity to lead and fuck a young hottie that otherwise wouldn't even notice my existence in their world.

 

[Shandy]

Sweet review I might have to slide on in SL one day, hopefully next year I move on from this asian fever lock

Hopefully this girl is there since it sounded like a good time & it deffo is YMMV there, can't be a noob sex addict

 

[Miker]

She sounds good. This review reminds me a bit of Demi at SC - very pretty and friendly young girl but needs to be led through the session. It isn’t a bad thing necessarily if you know how to lead a woman in bed.

I quite like seeing these shy cute young chicks and warming them up with a good experience.

Agree, shy cute youngish WG who gradually loosen up and are willing to enjoy themselves are the ultimate wgs - btw Happy Christmas and I hope we all have a VERY HAPPY ‘26.

 

[Aficionado]

This is the proper way to spend time with a girl from SL.

Most of those guys posting bad reviews had the opportunity to have a better time but didn't know how to grasp it.

 

[henr3]

This is the proper way to spend time with a girl from SL.

Most of those guys posting bad reviews had the opportunity to have a better time but didn't know how to grasp it.

Agree

But... I think that with these very young and inexperienced girls, if you're younger than the average punter (30s to early 40s) and reasonably fit, I think it helps a lot... besides, of course, knowing how to handle the session masterfully like our friend @Banana

I remember a booking with a fairly young girl who was surprised to see me smiling, relaxed, joking with her during the payment process, etc... I asked why she was surprised and she said, "Many guys act like they're about to have an exam at the hospital."

I wonder what percentage of negative reviews are due to simple things like lack of friendliness, flexibility, and basic hygiene and grooming... some of us maybe thinks that just paying is enough and everything is taken care of by the girl... If you haven't been blessed with a beautiful face, nor have you taken good care of your body lately, and you're an old man and still acting like a cave troll around a 19-year-old hottie, I think she doesn't even want the session to be good because you might come back... anyway, they are whores but sex is something done by 2 people together

Thanks, buddy @Banana, for the review.

 

[Banana]

Agree, shy cute youngish WG who gradually loosen up and are willing to enjoy themselves are the ultimate wgs - btw Happy Christmas and I hope we all have a VERY HAPPY ‘26.

This is the proper way to spend time with a girl from SL.

Most of those guys posting bad reviews had the opportunity to have a better time but didn't know how to grasp it.

Came back from some nice surf, warmed my heart reading comments like these over a hot coffee, haha.

My kind of punters know what's good! On the other forum some punters keep throwing shades at SL, starfish this, too much chat that, so I just told them yea SL sucks go somewhere else to make it easier for us lol.

Happy 2026 fellas.

 

[Banana]

Agree

But... I think that with these very young and inexperienced girls, if you're younger than the average punter (30s to early 40s) and reasonably fit, I think it helps a lot... besides, of course, knowing how to handle the session masterfully like our friend @Banana

I remember a booking with a fairly young girl who was surprised to see me smiling, relaxed, joking with her during the payment process, etc... I asked why she was surprised and she said, "Many guys act like they're about to have an exam at the hospital."

I wonder what percentage of negative reviews are due to simple things like lack of friendliness, flexibility, and basic hygiene and grooming... some of us maybe thinks that just paying is enough and everything is taken care of by the girl... If you haven't been blessed with a beautiful face, nor have you taken good care of your body lately, and you're an old man and still acting like a cave troll around a 19-year-old hottie, I think she doesn't even want the session to be good because you might come back... anyway, they are whores but sex is something done by 2 people together

Thanks, buddy @Banana, for the review.

Well said @henr3!! Look I get it we are all paying customers here so somewhat unfair, but nothing in life is so use whatever it is to your advantage, be it punting or other things in life.

But no, I am no master (that's probably Shandy with those vibe rings lol) and am in your average punter demographic, like you've said it is really just about being clean, respectful and relaxed with a bit of humor thrown in.

And yes being a starfish is probably a defence mechanism aiming at clients they do not want to come back for a second round lol.

 

[henr3]

@Banana im still a SL virgin

Would you mind to show the way for us? (Or for me, if you dont want to spread the word lol)
Maybe a simple ranking of "best looking girls" and "more open and relaxed ones" you met?
Ill pay a visit soon and make a review

 

[henr3]

Judging only by photos im interested on Poppy, Amelia, Daisy, Mila and Rose.

A lot was said about Scarlett... you consider her face pretty?

 

[Banana]

Judging only by photos im interested on Poppy, Amelia, Daisy, Mila and Rose.

A lot was said about Scarlett... you consider her face pretty?

I am just your average punter so not so much showing ways but just sharing what I know. Trust me there are way more prolific degenerates out there (like a guy who had been to SL over 100 times) but also a lot of gatekeeping as well lol

From the name you mentioned I will rank as follow based on my own perfence -

1. Daisy, the best starfish but think she's on a long break if not may've left the industry.

2. Scarlett, best service if you don't mind slender body type/a bit of flat chest. Very pretty resembled a bit of Keira Knightley.

3. Mila, like fucking your flatmate, chill but hot at the same time.

4. Amelia, seems shy but actually crazy in bed, just not my preference in terms of look.

5. Poppy, heard she's the emo type.

I suggest you check out the other forum, lots of SL reviews there or just DM me if you want to know more.

 

[henr3]

Scarlett, ... Very pretty resembled a bit of Keira Knightley.

 

[JohnnyPunter]

Sweet review I might have to slide on in SL one day, hopefully next year I move on from this asian fever lock

Hopefully this girl is there since it sounded like a good time & it deffo is YMMV there, can't be a noob sex addict

Yellow fever is incurable I'm afraid.

 

[blackmamba]

I might have caught her on her off day. Whilst I can't fault her service levels or friendliness, she had bad breath on my visit so that made it hard for me to focus/enjoy completely. Probably an off day. YMMV

 

[Banana]

I might have caught her on her off day. Whilst I can't fault her service levels or friendliness, she had bad breath on my visit so that made it hard for me to focus/enjoy completely. Probably an off day. YMMV

Funny you said that because I had similar experience on one occasion. I will say avoid booking a session right after lunch time. Morning is always the best.

 

[blackmamba]

I might have caught her on her off day. Whilst I can't fault her service levels or friendliness, she had bad breath on my visit so that made it hard for me to focus/enjoy completely. Probably an off day. YMMV

I just realised I replied on the wrong comment. I wasn't referring to Rose but rather Scarlett to be clear

 

[Banana]

I just realised I replied on the wrong comment. I wasn't referring to Rose but rather Scarlett to be clear

haha all good, I was referring to Scarlett also. Those things happens, probably had something spicy and forgot to do a quick brush after lunch lol

 

[Funky]

Agree

But... I think that with these very young and inexperienced girls, if you're younger than the average punter (30s to early 40s) and reasonably fit, I think it helps a lot... besides, of course, knowing how to handle the session masterfully like our friend @Banana

I remember a booking with a fairly young girl who was surprised to see me smiling, relaxed, joking with her during the payment process, etc... I asked why she was surprised and she said, "Many guys act like they're about to have an exam at the hospital."

I wonder what percentage of negative reviews are due to simple things like lack of friendliness, flexibility, and basic hygiene and grooming... some of us maybe thinks that just paying is enough and everything is taken care of by the girl... If you haven't been blessed with a beautiful face, nor have you taken good care of your body lately, and you're an old man and still acting like a cave troll around a 19-year-old hottie, I think she doesn't even want the session to be good because you might come back... anyway, they are whores but sex is something done by 2 people together

Thanks, buddy @Banana, for the review.

Totally agree Henr3 and with Banana, it takes two to tango. Too many punters think b/c they pay then they can rock up like a smelly old hobo and expect a 20yo hottie to cum all over them and salivate over their smelly semi hard cocks offering free extras along the way. Oh and that they can treated like shit as they’re paying. They don’t get that it is like every other service industry / human interaction, treat a waiter, cleaner, SW with respect as a fellow human and then you get great service 9/10.

It’s also true that as we age we need to work harder as banana did. Let’s face it the SW is fucking someone older than her dad so will probably need an experienced hand, tongue, cock to warm her up and take her to cumland. Obviously this asssumes, you’re relaxed, confident, groomed and not ugly fat fucker. I’m also realistic enough to know that with the increasing age gap the days of SWs having genuine multiple orgasms with me will happen less often even though I fuck, lick and touch better now than ever before. And that’s all fine I’m still gonna treat em like the hotties they are knowing that my money has given me access to their hot bods and not the right to be a smelly prick and expect top service. As with all human interactions teat em well and usually you’ll be rewarded well. Unless you’ve paid to abuse a submissive of course but that’s not my thing.

 

[henr3]

Totally agree Henr3 and with Banana, it takes two to tango. Too many punters think b/c they pay then they can rock up like a smelly old hobo and expect a 20yo hottie to cum all over them and salivate over their smelly semi hard cocks offering free extras along the way. Oh and that they can treated like shit as they’re paying. They don’t get that it is like every other service industry / human interaction, treat a waiter, cleaner, SW with respect as a fellow human and then you get great service 9/10.

It’s also true that as we age we need to work harder as banana did. Let’s face it the SW is fucking someone older than her dad so will probably need an experienced hand, tongue, cock to warm her up and take her to cumland. Obviously this asssumes, you’re relaxed, confident, groomed and not ugly fat fucker. I’m also realistic enough to know that with the increasing age gap the days of SWs having genuine multiple orgasms with me will happen less often even though I fuck, lick and touch better now than ever before. And that’s all fine I’m still gonna treat em like the hotties they are knowing that my money has given me access to their hot bods and not the right to be a smelly prick and expect top service. As with all human interactions teat em well and usually you’ll be rewarded well. Unless you’ve paid to abuse a submissive of course but that’s not my thing.

Good point

Its a personal choice but... i believe that in ALL HUMAN INTERACTIONS is a good practice try to be nice, gentle, with everyone... im there punting to have fun and not deal with a girl feeling unconfortable with my attitude.

 

[Banana]

Totally agree Henr3 and with Banana, it takes two to tango. Too many punters think b/c they pay then they can rock up like a smelly old hobo and expect a 20yo hottie to cum all over them and salivate over their smelly semi hard cocks offering free extras along the way. Oh and that they can treated like shit as they’re paying. They don’t get that it is like every other service industry / human interaction, treat a waiter, cleaner, SW with respect as a fellow human and then you get great service 9/10.

It’s also true that as we age we need to work harder as banana did. Let’s face it the SW is fucking someone older than her dad so will probably need an experienced hand, tongue, cock to warm her up and take her to cumland. Obviously this asssumes, you’re relaxed, confident, groomed and not ugly fat fucker. I’m also realistic enough to know that with the increasing age gap the days of SWs having genuine multiple orgasms with me will happen less often even though I fuck, lick and touch better now than ever before. And that’s all fine I’m still gonna treat em like the hotties they are knowing that my money has given me access to their hot bods and not the right to be a smelly prick and expect top service. As with all human interactions teat em well and usually you’ll be rewarded well. Unless you’ve paid to abuse a submissive of course but that’s not my thing.

Well said Funky. Yes for old farts like me, need to work extra harder to get the young ones in the groove. More experience but also less stamina lol

Yes we pay good money for the service but it's almost common courtesy to dress well, smell nice, be clean and respectful no different to going to an orchestra concert haha.

Not hard to do anyway but in return you get the girls opening up to you almost instantly "wow... what a gentleman unlike that fuckwit who I just starfished so I don't have to see him again! Alright girl, game face on!"

That's not simping, that's just being tactically smart.

 

[Funky]

Well said Funky. Yes for old farts like me, need to work extra harder to get the young ones in the groove. More experience but also less stamina lol

Yes we pay good money for the service but it's almost common courtesy to dress well, smell nice, be clean and respectful no different to going to an orchestra concert haha.

Not hard to do anyway but in return you get the girls opening up to you almost instantly "wow... what a gentleman unlike that fuckwit who I just starfished so I don't have to see him again! Alright girl, game face on!"

That's not simping, that's just being tactically smart.

Yeah great point - there’s a big difference b/w simping and pressing the right buttons to get a young hottie grinding or glugging away to make sure you’re satisfied and return than being a jerk and getting the starfish treatment. We may have less stamina and only have 1 shot in us but we can fuck all sesh and have the know how to open most up nicely. Gonna be interesting though when we’re 70s fucking 23yos lol - or 90s if I make it!

 

[Shandy]

Yes we pay good money for the service but it's almost common courtesy to dress well, smell nice, be clean and respectful no different to going to an orchestra concert haha.

I’d like to believe everyones like that when out on a punt buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut

 

[Banana]

I’d like to believe everyones like that when out on a punt buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut

You will be surprised of some of the shock horror story I heard from some of the girls...

Man, I don't get it. You paid good money already why not just put in a bit of effort to impress! SWs actually don't ask for much just be clean, smell nice with fresh breath! It's not like we need designer clothing and Kpop style hairs lol

 

[Banana]

Yeah great point - there’s a big difference b/w simping and pressing the right buttons to get a young hottie grinding or glugging away to make sure you’re satisfied and return than being a jerk and getting the starfish treatment. We may have less stamina and only have 1 shot in us but we can fuck all sesh and have the know how to open most up nicely. Gonna be interesting though when we’re 70s fucking 23yos lol - or 90s if I make it!

Haha yea, I am a one shot guy so better make the most out of it!

Another point is for those that are considering punting, as long as you are using disposable income, have the right mindset and is not going to ruin any relationships you may have I suggest then go hard! You are only young once, no point trying to get into it when you've reached 60s or 70s... no disrespect to the fit elder statesman here, I just don't think you will get the same enjoyment...

I mean look at Shandy with the vibration rings and jackhammering. I can't do that even if I wanted to!

 

[Shandy]

You will be surprised of some of the shock horror story I heard from some of the girls...

Man, I don't get it. You paid good money already why not just put in a bit of effort to impress! SWs actually don't ask for much just be clean, smell nice with fresh breath! It's not like we need designer clothing and Kpop style hairs lol

Mr SL Pimp banana giving us all the intel (jk) yeah sadly no surprises there.

Works out for us that do anyway, we get better service cause we turn up clean & fresh

 

[Banana]

Mr SL Pimp banana giving us all the intel (jk) yeah sadly no surprises there.

Works out for us that do anyway, we get better service cause we turn up clean & fresh

From one pimp to another mate (you are our hononary dual Vixen/DB Vip pimp).

Here is another acid test for you all -

1. Walk into any supermarket
2. Pick the first woman over 18 you saw. Don't cheat and try to pick a hot milf!
3. Think about how you are going to have sex with her, she will paid you of course
4. That's probably how a SW felt when she first saw you at the door

Now imagine that woman you've just encountered regardless of age and ethicity is in relatively good shape, nicely dressed and got some make ups on. Make it a bit easier for you right??

 

[Bigdog23]

From one pimp to another mate (you are our hononary dual Vixen/DB Vip pimp).

Here is another acid test for you all -

1. Walk into any supermarket
2. Pick the first woman over 18 you saw. Don't cheat and try to pick a hot milf!
3. Think about how you are going to have sex with her, she will paid you of course
4. That's probably how a SW felt when she first saw you at the door

Now imagine that woman you've just encountered regardless of age and ethicity is in relatively good shape, nicely dressed and got some make ups on. Make it a bit easier for you right??

Jesus, I was at the supermarket 10am this morning when all the old folk pensioners were there. They are gunna need to cake a lot of makeup on.