Roadcobra
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Hi guys,
Long time reader, first time poster.
I’ve been punting for about 20 years now - how good is this forum!?
Thought I’d take the initiative to at least post this review to start with.
I’ve had 3 bookings with Paris at the OG on Dominion Rd - but only had 2 sessions with her.
The first time she flaked out completely. I had booked her in advance a few days earlier and got there about 15mins early loitering around the cinema entrance pretending I’m looking at the menus at the Asian eateries - thinking on what I was about to actually dine on. Her photos caught my eye - I love porn - like love love porn - and her photos reminded me of Lexi Lore (pornstar) in her younger days. So I txt and say I’m here and they say she’s running late for her shift and if I can wait for 15mins - ok, I can do that… I’ll just loiter a bit further afield.
15 mins goes by, and they she’s still not on her way and to come upstairs. So I do the quickstep through the cinema entrance and slide past the view of everyone in the Rocknasium and up the stairs. I met the receptionist who was lovely - she was very apologetic and said I could wait in one of the downstairs rooms. So down I sat on the edge of the bed waiting, scrolling through my phone - looking at Paris’ photos and thinking it will be worth the wait. Then the reception lady came back in and said we have to move you upstairs another girl needs this room. And we did that funny walk of shame back through the reception up the stairs with girls and guys darting back and forth through doors trying not to get seen. Found a room - ok this is fine. 10 more minutes goes by and the reception girl comes back again with a heavy look on her face “I’m so sorry she’s not coming in, she thinks you’ll hate her for being so late” hmmmmm “but we have another girl here who is free?” And I’m kinda like naaaa all good. And she said “she’s like Paris but more petite, blonde etc” and I could just meet her first and make my mind up. So in comes this little blonde thing… she must have only been about 5’2” at the most. A Cup titties but she’s covered in tattoos (not the girl that’s currently on their site with Tatts - I don’t think this chick still works there) when I say Tatts, I mean from her neck all the way down… but she looks so tight so my dick makes my decision for me.
a bit of admin first then the session starts. I ask for a massage - you know a massage - where a girl gives you good hard teasing rub to start? This was the opposite! She was kinda like just loosely dragging her finger tips over my back - only thing my that was working for me was she was straddled over my back and I could feel her pussy wrapped in a G String on my bare skin.
I’m still not kinda hard yet, she basically just gives up on the massage and just sits there kneeling and I’m waiting for what comes next but nothing… fuck this is weird, so tell her to lye on her side with me behind her spooning her from behind, stroking her small perky nipples and her stomach but she’s being a McStarfish Deluxe! I’ve had awkward but this was fucking awkward! She said what do you wanna do next?… I’m like ummmmm suck my cock and gave me a look like “ok if I have to” she was terrible! And I was barely getting hard so she gave up and didn’t say anything just looked at me - mental game is going downhill… she asked if I was ok.. and I said I’m fine, it’s just been a crazy morning with Paris cancelling and waiting around so long. I told her to lie on her back so I could fuck her. She did.. and spread her tiny legs open so her lips opened up and I I could see her pink bits (innie). Ok… this might work… I start to get hard but not quite hard enough and I was struggling to get inside her even with a big gob of lube. So I started to beat my meat which is always weird with a condom on. And she was making these remarks like are you ok, have I done something wrong, don’t you like me, your 30mins is almost up, and my poor old fella was going south. I managed to get hard and slip through the rubber gates and damn she had gorilla grip! I pumped her for about 10mins and blew inside her in the condom - she was so tight when I pulled out her lips were gripping the condom and my dick was sliding out of it. She was so bored looking - so sour! And I just showered and left without her saying anything other than handing me a towel and showing me the shower…
Ok… so that wasn’t even Paris haha - a very long winded intro
A few weeks later I got a booking with Paris for a 30min GFE. Booking made - turn up - she’s there! Success - I’ll cut to the booking - we don’t need to hear about the rooms and admin. Paris came down the stairs to greet me. Holy fuck she is hot! Skinny, all her website bio figures seem about right. Cute perky B Cups and she’s wearing a cute matching pale blue G-String and sheer bra. “Hi Darling” she said and we hugged and kissed. She said to follow her upstairs and fuck what a view that was - her tight shaved pussy barely contained in that G-String, labia visible each side with that faint outline of a slit down the middle with each step she took up the stairs not to mention her pink rosebud asshole winking at me either side of that tiny G-String.
We get upstairs, and she sits me on the bed and we make a bit of small talk, she’s very perky and a bit ditzy in the way she talks and keeps using the word “darling” after each sentence.
Anyway I shower - navigate the stairs past other girls again zipping between doors - some topless (yum) - do a quick wash even though I just showered at home.
Go back upstairs and she’s sitting on the bed waiting. “Hi darling” what do you wanna do first?” And I asked for a back rub (tempting fate after the last time) but it was slightly better. And we talked a while about her saving up for a fleet of European cars… ok.
Then I’m getting hard ask her to suck my cock, with me lying on my back. She puts a condom on and slides it onto her mouth - damn it looked good - the girl I had been fantasising about for weeks - my 8 inch cock going in and out of her mouth. What was really hot was she was watching herself sucking my cock in the mirror the whole time. She was genuinely enjoying watching herself, like she was acting in a porn movie, rating her performance. It’s pretty good and I can feel my balls swelling, so I tell her how amazing that feels and I want to fuck her “ok darling” “what position darling” I said you on top. So she hopped up and squatted over my rock hard cock and paused… my cock head was just inside her and her pussy lips were stretched open. Damn, I wanted to pump up but I had asked her at the beginning to tease me and this was part of the drama. She looked across at the mirror again and slid all the way down my throbbing hard shaft and gave me a cheeky grin. Slowly up and down, and increasing in speed. Girl had good game! Her B Cup titties energetically bouncing up and down like small titties do. 1 bounce for big tits is like 5 bounces for small titties .
I tell her to get on her back and grab her knees and re enter her warm wet pussy which was getting creamy from our fucking. I ain’t gonna last long. I am on my knees fucking her missionary and she’s making these cute little noises. She grips hard and I can’t hold on any longer, firing a weeks worth of my cum inside her pushing her knees higher towards her head as I’m cumming to see her pussy one last time.
Fuck! So good. A bit of after chat (I asked her about the mirror, and said I found it was hot to watch her watching herself - she said she watches because she knows how good she is - arrogant much?) and I was off - damn that was good - I’ll be back for sure!
Fast forward about a month later and booking number 2 (3). Everything plays out the same initially on arrival.
She greets me on arrival again, similar lingerie as last time. This time it’s very robotic, like a poorly rehearsed actress. “Hello darling, how are you darling? Let’s go upstairs darling, would you like a shower darling?” Hmmm she seems off… I ask for a nice sensual massage to start and she declines and said “I don’t do that darling, I’m full service darling” and I’m like ok, but you’ll give me a massage? (Followed by sex?) “yes darling” oookkkk… isn’t that the same thing? Anyway, fucking average massage at best (but Im trying to add in lots of oooohhss and aaahhs and that’s so good, but she eventually just stops but is sitting on my back. I wait for a while… nothing…. How long do I wait? I turn around and she is just texting on her phone… just sitting there texting. She sees me looking and just keeps texting.. wtf!! Despite an average massage, feeling her tight moist pussy on my lower back got me pretty hard and throbbing, so I’m thinking about my next move when she said “I think I need to pee darling” again wtf!! I said “what? Now?” “Yes darling” um ok. And she walks out and takes her phone with her. Takes about 5-10 mins. And I’m now as limp as a wet bus ticket. “We only have 10 minutes left darling”
I ask her if she’s all good? Like I’m genuinely thinking there’s something wrong with this girl. It’s like I’m fucking a robot version of the previous Paris I fucked that has an audio programmed into it to reapond with “yes darling” “no darling” no pressure so I started to eat her pussy DATY hoping that would get me hard… she tasted so good (despite having just peed lol) half chub… ok. I bent her over the bed and said I wanted to fuck her from behind. Still only a half chub and every time I tried to get in goal she kept pulling forward saying I need to be harder to get inside and that it hurts when it’s like that - the balloon is deflating. Fuck. “Get on your back” so she does legs open. All I can do is wank my half limp cock at the entrance to her pussy. I paid for pussy so I’m gonna cum in her pussy one way or the other. The old boy starts to throb himself hard and I slide it in and start pumping her hard in and out feeling my balls smack against her tight little pink starfish asshole. I don’t last long and start pumping cum into her. Then she just robotically gets up and hands me some tissues etc and same shit with shower etc.
I was pretty annoyed to be honest. The phone, the toilet, the “darling” without any expression in her voice.
That experience threw my punting game out of whack. I usually have a game plan for different personality types (starfish, shy, confident). Like I said at the beginning I have punted for 20 years and never had such a random obnoxious experience like this before.
The O Group itself is good - easy booking and comms and there are a few punts I’d like to try (Isla, Peaches, maybe Mia - to satisfy the jungle fever in me with Maori girls).
1st session 8.5/10
2nd session 2/10
Paris:
Face 9/10
Body 9/10
Grip 9/10
BJ 7/10
Similarity to photos (9/10)
Personality ?/10 depends who you get on the day!
Jekyl and Hyde my friends or “darling” as the case may be!!
Flip a coin as to which one you will get!!
Long time reader, first time poster.
I’ve been punting for about 20 years now - how good is this forum!?
Thought I’d take the initiative to at least post this review to start with.
I’ve had 3 bookings with Paris at the OG on Dominion Rd - but only had 2 sessions with her.
The first time she flaked out completely. I had booked her in advance a few days earlier and got there about 15mins early loitering around the cinema entrance pretending I’m looking at the menus at the Asian eateries - thinking on what I was about to actually dine on. Her photos caught my eye - I love porn - like love love porn - and her photos reminded me of Lexi Lore (pornstar) in her younger days. So I txt and say I’m here and they say she’s running late for her shift and if I can wait for 15mins - ok, I can do that… I’ll just loiter a bit further afield.
15 mins goes by, and they she’s still not on her way and to come upstairs. So I do the quickstep through the cinema entrance and slide past the view of everyone in the Rocknasium and up the stairs. I met the receptionist who was lovely - she was very apologetic and said I could wait in one of the downstairs rooms. So down I sat on the edge of the bed waiting, scrolling through my phone - looking at Paris’ photos and thinking it will be worth the wait. Then the reception lady came back in and said we have to move you upstairs another girl needs this room. And we did that funny walk of shame back through the reception up the stairs with girls and guys darting back and forth through doors trying not to get seen. Found a room - ok this is fine. 10 more minutes goes by and the reception girl comes back again with a heavy look on her face “I’m so sorry she’s not coming in, she thinks you’ll hate her for being so late” hmmmmm “but we have another girl here who is free?” And I’m kinda like naaaa all good. And she said “she’s like Paris but more petite, blonde etc” and I could just meet her first and make my mind up. So in comes this little blonde thing… she must have only been about 5’2” at the most. A Cup titties but she’s covered in tattoos (not the girl that’s currently on their site with Tatts - I don’t think this chick still works there) when I say Tatts, I mean from her neck all the way down… but she looks so tight so my dick makes my decision for me.
a bit of admin first then the session starts. I ask for a massage - you know a massage - where a girl gives you good hard teasing rub to start? This was the opposite! She was kinda like just loosely dragging her finger tips over my back - only thing my that was working for me was she was straddled over my back and I could feel her pussy wrapped in a G String on my bare skin.
I’m still not kinda hard yet, she basically just gives up on the massage and just sits there kneeling and I’m waiting for what comes next but nothing… fuck this is weird, so tell her to lye on her side with me behind her spooning her from behind, stroking her small perky nipples and her stomach but she’s being a McStarfish Deluxe! I’ve had awkward but this was fucking awkward! She said what do you wanna do next?… I’m like ummmmm suck my cock and gave me a look like “ok if I have to” she was terrible! And I was barely getting hard so she gave up and didn’t say anything just looked at me - mental game is going downhill… she asked if I was ok.. and I said I’m fine, it’s just been a crazy morning with Paris cancelling and waiting around so long. I told her to lie on her back so I could fuck her. She did.. and spread her tiny legs open so her lips opened up and I I could see her pink bits (innie). Ok… this might work… I start to get hard but not quite hard enough and I was struggling to get inside her even with a big gob of lube. So I started to beat my meat which is always weird with a condom on. And she was making these remarks like are you ok, have I done something wrong, don’t you like me, your 30mins is almost up, and my poor old fella was going south. I managed to get hard and slip through the rubber gates and damn she had gorilla grip! I pumped her for about 10mins and blew inside her in the condom - she was so tight when I pulled out her lips were gripping the condom and my dick was sliding out of it. She was so bored looking - so sour! And I just showered and left without her saying anything other than handing me a towel and showing me the shower…
Ok… so that wasn’t even Paris haha - a very long winded intro
A few weeks later I got a booking with Paris for a 30min GFE. Booking made - turn up - she’s there! Success - I’ll cut to the booking - we don’t need to hear about the rooms and admin. Paris came down the stairs to greet me. Holy fuck she is hot! Skinny, all her website bio figures seem about right. Cute perky B Cups and she’s wearing a cute matching pale blue G-String and sheer bra. “Hi Darling” she said and we hugged and kissed. She said to follow her upstairs and fuck what a view that was - her tight shaved pussy barely contained in that G-String, labia visible each side with that faint outline of a slit down the middle with each step she took up the stairs not to mention her pink rosebud asshole winking at me either side of that tiny G-String.
We get upstairs, and she sits me on the bed and we make a bit of small talk, she’s very perky and a bit ditzy in the way she talks and keeps using the word “darling” after each sentence.
Anyway I shower - navigate the stairs past other girls again zipping between doors - some topless (yum) - do a quick wash even though I just showered at home.
Go back upstairs and she’s sitting on the bed waiting. “Hi darling” what do you wanna do first?” And I asked for a back rub (tempting fate after the last time) but it was slightly better. And we talked a while about her saving up for a fleet of European cars… ok.
Then I’m getting hard ask her to suck my cock, with me lying on my back. She puts a condom on and slides it onto her mouth - damn it looked good - the girl I had been fantasising about for weeks - my 8 inch cock going in and out of her mouth. What was really hot was she was watching herself sucking my cock in the mirror the whole time. She was genuinely enjoying watching herself, like she was acting in a porn movie, rating her performance. It’s pretty good and I can feel my balls swelling, so I tell her how amazing that feels and I want to fuck her “ok darling” “what position darling” I said you on top. So she hopped up and squatted over my rock hard cock and paused… my cock head was just inside her and her pussy lips were stretched open. Damn, I wanted to pump up but I had asked her at the beginning to tease me and this was part of the drama. She looked across at the mirror again and slid all the way down my throbbing hard shaft and gave me a cheeky grin. Slowly up and down, and increasing in speed. Girl had good game! Her B Cup titties energetically bouncing up and down like small titties do. 1 bounce for big tits is like 5 bounces for small titties .
I tell her to get on her back and grab her knees and re enter her warm wet pussy which was getting creamy from our fucking. I ain’t gonna last long. I am on my knees fucking her missionary and she’s making these cute little noises. She grips hard and I can’t hold on any longer, firing a weeks worth of my cum inside her pushing her knees higher towards her head as I’m cumming to see her pussy one last time.
Fuck! So good. A bit of after chat (I asked her about the mirror, and said I found it was hot to watch her watching herself - she said she watches because she knows how good she is - arrogant much?) and I was off - damn that was good - I’ll be back for sure!
Fast forward about a month later and booking number 2 (3). Everything plays out the same initially on arrival.
She greets me on arrival again, similar lingerie as last time. This time it’s very robotic, like a poorly rehearsed actress. “Hello darling, how are you darling? Let’s go upstairs darling, would you like a shower darling?” Hmmm she seems off… I ask for a nice sensual massage to start and she declines and said “I don’t do that darling, I’m full service darling” and I’m like ok, but you’ll give me a massage? (Followed by sex?) “yes darling” oookkkk… isn’t that the same thing? Anyway, fucking average massage at best (but Im trying to add in lots of oooohhss and aaahhs and that’s so good, but she eventually just stops but is sitting on my back. I wait for a while… nothing…. How long do I wait? I turn around and she is just texting on her phone… just sitting there texting. She sees me looking and just keeps texting.. wtf!! Despite an average massage, feeling her tight moist pussy on my lower back got me pretty hard and throbbing, so I’m thinking about my next move when she said “I think I need to pee darling” again wtf!! I said “what? Now?” “Yes darling” um ok. And she walks out and takes her phone with her. Takes about 5-10 mins. And I’m now as limp as a wet bus ticket. “We only have 10 minutes left darling”
I ask her if she’s all good? Like I’m genuinely thinking there’s something wrong with this girl. It’s like I’m fucking a robot version of the previous Paris I fucked that has an audio programmed into it to reapond with “yes darling” “no darling” no pressure so I started to eat her pussy DATY hoping that would get me hard… she tasted so good (despite having just peed lol) half chub… ok. I bent her over the bed and said I wanted to fuck her from behind. Still only a half chub and every time I tried to get in goal she kept pulling forward saying I need to be harder to get inside and that it hurts when it’s like that - the balloon is deflating. Fuck. “Get on your back” so she does legs open. All I can do is wank my half limp cock at the entrance to her pussy. I paid for pussy so I’m gonna cum in her pussy one way or the other. The old boy starts to throb himself hard and I slide it in and start pumping her hard in and out feeling my balls smack against her tight little pink starfish asshole. I don’t last long and start pumping cum into her. Then she just robotically gets up and hands me some tissues etc and same shit with shower etc.
I was pretty annoyed to be honest. The phone, the toilet, the “darling” without any expression in her voice.
That experience threw my punting game out of whack. I usually have a game plan for different personality types (starfish, shy, confident). Like I said at the beginning I have punted for 20 years and never had such a random obnoxious experience like this before.
The O Group itself is good - easy booking and comms and there are a few punts I’d like to try (Isla, Peaches, maybe Mia - to satisfy the jungle fever in me with Maori girls).
1st session 8.5/10
2nd session 2/10
Paris:
Face 9/10
Body 9/10
Grip 9/10
BJ 7/10
Similarity to photos (9/10)
Personality ?/10 depends who you get on the day!
Jekyl and Hyde my friends or “darling” as the case may be!!
Flip a coin as to which one you will get!!
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i wanna see this chick now
Paris A or Paris B!?
