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Crackmeup47

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Got home not long ago from this booking.

I messaged and made a booking with "Barbie" an asian girl on escortify despite knowing better. I was just too horny and looking to get a load off from someone relatively close and cheap.

Kept close communication every step of the way. Got to the motel room, I don't even know if it was her or not.

Handed payment and laid on the bed. She got on top and was relatively passionate I guess. She got a phone notification and she took her phone for a lil bit while she was on top of me. Red flag already.

After she was done, she quickly got the condom and started sucking, it was okay. It got me hard at least.

We got up, she laid herself on the bed and positioned me to get in from behind. Thing is she closed her thighs while I was trying to slide in and expected me to go from there. I didn't even know if I was even inside her but I tried a few pumps anyway lol. She was on her phone again.

Okay that killed the mood for me and I got soft. She noticed and told me to get back on the bed. She quickly replaced the condom and started sucking me again. The condom replacement was so fast that as she lowered her lips toward my tip, I thought she was doing a ******* bj.

Anyway by this point I just wanted to wrap this up and get the hell out of there. Again, her sucking skills was decent. She was sucking me hard which got me hard again. My body must've known I wanted to get this over with, cos I came very fast.

Anyway she asked if I wanted a shower, I did. Showered, quickly toweled off, dressed and left. She hugged me goodbye before she guided me out the door. I didn't care I just wanted to leave lol.

And that's the end of that booking.


I paid for a 20 minute gfe booking - $120.

Her txt message telling me what was in the gfe experience listed: sensual massage with warm oil, deep kissing, condom bj and passionate sex in many positions.

My experience: Oil massage? Nope. I didn't care for it at this point anyway. Deep kissing? Nope not even a regular kiss. The only things I got in that list was a decent bj and some awkward lifeless sex that lasted for a minute.

So yeeah I booked a 20 minute session for 11pm. Arrived at 10:53 and was immediately let in.

When I left the room it was 11:06. That's 13 minutes. Meaning I entered the room, handed payment, got undressed, did the thing, had a shower, got dressed and left all within 13 minutes LOL.

Welp never listening to my little head again. Stick with the usuals that I KNOW will guarantee a good time.



Thanks for reading about my self inflicted suffering.
 
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fsat2 said:
You're not the only one whose been there haha I don't go for chinese wg anymore unless they're well reviewed.
Thank you for your sacrifice !
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Haha yeeah I should've known better but eah it is what it is.
At least I did successfully get a load off.. I guess 😂
 
Crackmeup47 said:
Welp glad I'm welcome to the club 😂
Who was your one btw? If you don't mind
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The first one was based in Birkenhead - I've tried to scrub that experience from memory. Also paid for VIP with Camilla who saw on NZG - I got rushed through and had 20mins on the clock.

I recently tried Adele -she was better than the first two but I could smell menthol cigarettes on her and the place was pretty manky.

Saving my pennies moving forward for quality experience 😅
 
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Some of the Chinese ones are bad like that, mainly the older ones. I think the worst story I heard was from @OldMacdonald He unfortunately got a massage from the mamasan and she only used one hand because the other was using her phone the whole time lol.

I had something similar with the Aah Spa mamasan but thankfully she didnt get many messages.
 
JohnnyPunter said:
Some of the Chinese ones are bad like that, mainly the older ones. I think the worst story I heard was from @OldMacdonald He unfortunately got a massage from the mamasan and she only used one hand because the other was using her phone the whole time lol.

I had something similar with the Aah Spa mamasan but thankfully she didnt get many messages.
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That is wild. I'm not quite sure what I'd do in that situation -, it's kinda like that kink porn stuff with someone talking on the phone during the horizontal shuffle.

I do take inspiration from reading the walking some of you guys are doing. I'm hoping I'll do that in the future. As y'all mentioned, sometimes easier said than done especially when thinking with the wrong body part.
 
fapsoffury said:
That is wild. I'm not quite sure what I'd do in that situation -, it's kinda like that kink porn stuff with someone talking on the phone during the horizontal shuffle.

I do take inspiration from reading the walking some of you guys are doing. I'm hoping I'll do that in the future. As y'all mentioned, sometimes easier said than done especially when thinking with the wrong body part.
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If you haven't exchanged cash then just walk out when they walk in, fuck that 😂
 
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