JohnnyPunter
Degenerate
- Messages
- 227
- Reaction score
- 344
I see my one true love Stella on average three times a week. It is very costly and I often can't afford to pay my parents' board. My Mum was complaining about it at dinner last night. Today was the 16th time I have seen her. After all the encouragement from the other simps I finally built up the courage to ask her for her number. Success! She gave me her digits and I left the booking so happy and excited. Then I got back to the car I went to message her and tell her my true feelings and then I realised the number she gave me was the main number for the agency. I was a little heartbroken.
When I got home I had another simp meeting with the guys. Things aren't going too well for Big S, he told us his wife had kicked him out of the bedroom. She found out he had been withdrawing money from their mortgage account, but luckily, he only pays escorts in cash so she didn't find out what he was spending it on. Now he is sleeping on an air mattress in the garage. He says his wife comes in and puts a load of washing on right when he is about to go to sleep just to punish him. He just lets the old noisy washing machine run the full cycle because he doesn't want to make her angrier than she already is.
NotMuchAdo isn't faring much better in his quest to marry his old Asian Aunty regular. He proposed to her at the end of his latest booking again, and she shot him down yet again. He is starting to think the problem is that she doesn't like the engagement ring he picked for her. So he is considering taking out a second mortgage to buy a better ring.
Our newest member LotsaQuestions has disappeared and no longer attends meetings. He is not responding to Big S's messages or answering his calls.
We also have a new simp join the team called 60sGuy. He was telling us about how he only sees one sex worker, and only finds a new provider when they retire. His latest regular is a lady called June, whom he met in June. I think he might have only joined the group because he needed something to do while he waits for other people to reply in the AdultForum word game. It has only been the same 4 men who have been playing the game for the past 200 pages on the forum. If their lives are that boring I don't know why they don't just meet up to play a game of scrabble or something. At the meeting he bought up the idea that the Simp Club should start an ongoing word game but no one else was keen.
When I got home I had another simp meeting with the guys. Things aren't going too well for Big S, he told us his wife had kicked him out of the bedroom. She found out he had been withdrawing money from their mortgage account, but luckily, he only pays escorts in cash so she didn't find out what he was spending it on. Now he is sleeping on an air mattress in the garage. He says his wife comes in and puts a load of washing on right when he is about to go to sleep just to punish him. He just lets the old noisy washing machine run the full cycle because he doesn't want to make her angrier than she already is.
NotMuchAdo isn't faring much better in his quest to marry his old Asian Aunty regular. He proposed to her at the end of his latest booking again, and she shot him down yet again. He is starting to think the problem is that she doesn't like the engagement ring he picked for her. So he is considering taking out a second mortgage to buy a better ring.
Our newest member LotsaQuestions has disappeared and no longer attends meetings. He is not responding to Big S's messages or answering his calls.
We also have a new simp join the team called 60sGuy. He was telling us about how he only sees one sex worker, and only finds a new provider when they retire. His latest regular is a lady called June, whom he met in June. I think he might have only joined the group because he needed something to do while he waits for other people to reply in the AdultForum word game. It has only been the same 4 men who have been playing the game for the past 200 pages on the forum. If their lives are that boring I don't know why they don't just meet up to play a game of scrabble or something. At the meeting he bought up the idea that the Simp Club should start an ongoing word game but no one else was keen.