JohnnyPunter
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In January 2024, I was perusing the now dead AdultForum looking for recommendations on escorts and everyone there was raving about some new Chinese girl called Jenny who was working in Remuera. I went ahead and booked the VIP option for 1 hour and headed there. The location is that unnamed Chinese-run brothel next to the Four Square on Remuera Road. I walked up the stairs to the door and rang the bell, and she met me at the door. Thankfully, she looked like her photos, although filters had been used, and I was relieved it was not another bait and switch. I was pleasantly surprised and found her attractive. She invited me in and led me to a room. The premise is quite run-down and dark, quite standard for most Chinese-run places. Her English is very bad, so communication was an issue, but she did know some basic words. She ushered me into the room and asked if I wanted a shower. I tried to explain I didn’t need one as I already had one (literally 15 minutes beforehand), but she had trouble understanding. She got the gist of it and said "no shower", then repeated it 3 times as if she was practicing her English. I paid her the money, and then she told me to take off her clothes. After I was naked, she motioned for me to get on the bed, so I did. I lay face up first, then she said "back", I realized she wanted to give me a massage, so I rolled over and lay on my stomach.
The initial massage was basic; she obviously had no training in actual massage therapy. She squirted some oil on me and started rubbing my back, arms, and neck. She was a bit rough on my neck, but it was tolerable. I don’t like Chinese styles of therapeutic massage as it is usually very rough and not relaxing, they usually do techniques that are uncomfortable and sometimes painful because they believe it is good for your muscles and/or health.
After a minute or so, the fun sensual stuff began and she started pressing her body against me. I won't go into too much detail about the whole massage, but it involved a lot of kissing and stroking all over my body, including my back, back of arms and legs, neck, butt checks. Occasionally, she would lightly stroke the back of my balls or my arse crack. It was pretty good actually. Then some interesting stuff started happening, she spread my legs and used an antiseptic wipe to clean and freshen my arse crack, inner thighs, and balls... I knew where this was going. She has nice little pointy breasts and she then started gently sweeping them all over my body. Every now and then she would tease my arse crack and I couldn't help but wait with excitement and anticipation about when and if she was going to go down to my Nether region. Eventually, yes she did. She started licking and kissing my inner thighs, and started licking and sucking the back of my balls, and my taint, and then eventually my arsehole. She licked and thrust her tongue into my anus, which felt amazing. At that point, I felt something sharp, which may have been a fingernail, so she may have been using her finger for some of it (pretending it was her tongue). Regardless, it felt absolutely amazing.
Then she got me to turn over, and I lay there on my back and watched her work her magic. She definitely had a nice body, and those pointy little Asian tits were sexy. She started kissing and stroking my body. And next thing I knew, she was sucking and licking my balls, which went on for a good period of time while also occasionally teasing cock. To be honest, most of it is a blur from that point on because I was in a horny haze, but I remember her licking my shaft at one point and switching between giving my cock and my balls attention. Eventually, my dick was inside her mouth and I stroked her hair as I watched her head bounce up and down on my dick. There was occasional eye contact, a bit more would have been nice though. She deep-throated me at least a few times. Then she spun around into a 69 position and I started playing with her bum and rubbing her pussy. Then she did a trick I hadn't seen before, she stood up in a downward dog kind of position while still sucking my dick. Her body was like a triangle, she was using he hands to support herself while she was standing up with her feet on either side of my head, while bending in the middle and sucking my cock the whole time. I was able to play with her tits, look at her pussy, and watch her give me head all at the same time. It was magnificent. I started thrusting my dick into her mouth at this point. She still had her panties on (although they were pulled to the side to expose her pussy), so I pulled them down and she lifted her leg through one leg hole to help me, and they slid down her other leg. I began rubbing her pussy while she was sucking me off in that position. Eventually, she got back down and positioned herself in between my legs and started sucking me off, trying to make me cum. I kind of find it hard to cum with blowjobs, but I just let her do her thing. I had one thing on my mind during that booking. So before she could make me finish in her mouth, I got up and made her kneel on the floor while I stood over her and then I shot my hot white cum all over her face. I guess she wasn’t a fan of facials because as soon as I finished, she stood straight up and ran away to the bathroom to get cleaned up. I was left in the room for a few minutes by myself, waiting for her to return.
She came back after cleaning my cum off her face and asked if I wanted a shower, and I said no. She muttered "no shower" to herself a few times, again like she was practicing her English. I quickly got dressed and indicated I was ready to leave. As she opened the door to lead me out of the room a balding Asian man in his late twenties wearing glasses walked past the door in a towel. He must have just had a shower and was heading back to his room; he didn't even seem to notice we could see him. Jenny said sorry to me for it (not that I cared) and showed me to the exit. It was a very good introduction to the Dongguan style massage, although I think the service at the end could have been a bit better. I paid for an hour and still had 20 minutes left after I came on her face. I guess she didn’t really do multi shots, but most other masseuses will finish you up with another brief massage or at least wipe the oil/lotion off your back and even clean your dick for you. Also I got so caught up on the massage I forgot that the booking was advertised as full service, and I never fucked her. Now rewriting this review almost 2 years later, I still regret not fucking her. Anyway, it was one of the best massages I have ever had, although it's kind of hard to compare massages like this and Western sensual massages as they are a different thing. Sadly, Jenny left and moved back to China shortly after.
Overall rating: 9/10
BONUS BAIT AND SWITCH REVIEW
A few weeks later, I saw her advert was still up, so I decided I needed to go back and see her again and rectify my mistake by fucking her. I messaged the number asking for Jenny and they said, “yes, Jenny here”. I showed up just like the earlier visit but I was shocked to find an older and much uglier lady opened the door. She ushered me in, and I thought maybe she was going to take me to Jenny, but instead she led me to an empty room and started asking about payment. I realized I had fallen for a bait-and-switch trap. Jenny had left, but they were still using her advert to bait and switch punters. I told her straight, I’m here for Jenny, you’re not Jenny. Then turned and started to leave. She protested and begged me to see another girl working there. She led me to another room where another Chinese lady was lying on a bed. The lady got up when I came in. Neither of them were as attractive or as young as Jenny. But the second lady was a little better than the first. In hindsight I should have just left, but figured what the hell. I was horny anyway after all that fantasizing about revisiting Jenny. I agreed to a booking with the second lady, then the uglier, more aggressive lady started attempting to talk me into a 2 for 1 booking – she was offering herself for a threesome for the same money. The second lady looked shocked and confused when she offered this. I realized the only reason she was doing it was so she could take half the second lady's cash. She was ugly enough that I declined her offer, which would have actually been a good deal if the ladies were attractive. She looked disappointed, even offended, and stormed out of the room. The second lady was happy and took a strong liking to me after that. She was older and had clearly had kids, so had a mum tum and a Caesarean scar. Booking was pretty crap, I don’t even really remember it. Just a hazy memory of fucking some mature Chinese lady missionary. I left feeling regretful and dirty. And I have never been back to that place since.
Bait & Switch in Remuera experience: 2/10
The initial massage was basic; she obviously had no training in actual massage therapy. She squirted some oil on me and started rubbing my back, arms, and neck. She was a bit rough on my neck, but it was tolerable. I don’t like Chinese styles of therapeutic massage as it is usually very rough and not relaxing, they usually do techniques that are uncomfortable and sometimes painful because they believe it is good for your muscles and/or health.
After a minute or so, the fun sensual stuff began and she started pressing her body against me. I won't go into too much detail about the whole massage, but it involved a lot of kissing and stroking all over my body, including my back, back of arms and legs, neck, butt checks. Occasionally, she would lightly stroke the back of my balls or my arse crack. It was pretty good actually. Then some interesting stuff started happening, she spread my legs and used an antiseptic wipe to clean and freshen my arse crack, inner thighs, and balls... I knew where this was going. She has nice little pointy breasts and she then started gently sweeping them all over my body. Every now and then she would tease my arse crack and I couldn't help but wait with excitement and anticipation about when and if she was going to go down to my Nether region. Eventually, yes she did. She started licking and kissing my inner thighs, and started licking and sucking the back of my balls, and my taint, and then eventually my arsehole. She licked and thrust her tongue into my anus, which felt amazing. At that point, I felt something sharp, which may have been a fingernail, so she may have been using her finger for some of it (pretending it was her tongue). Regardless, it felt absolutely amazing.Then she got me to turn over, and I lay there on my back and watched her work her magic. She definitely had a nice body, and those pointy little Asian tits were sexy. She started kissing and stroking my body. And next thing I knew, she was sucking and licking my balls, which went on for a good period of time while also occasionally teasing cock. To be honest, most of it is a blur from that point on because I was in a horny haze, but I remember her licking my shaft at one point and switching between giving my cock and my balls attention. Eventually, my dick was inside her mouth and I stroked her hair as I watched her head bounce up and down on my dick. There was occasional eye contact, a bit more would have been nice though. She deep-throated me at least a few times. Then she spun around into a 69 position and I started playing with her bum and rubbing her pussy. Then she did a trick I hadn't seen before, she stood up in a downward dog kind of position while still sucking my dick. Her body was like a triangle, she was using he hands to support herself while she was standing up with her feet on either side of my head, while bending in the middle and sucking my cock the whole time. I was able to play with her tits, look at her pussy, and watch her give me head all at the same time. It was magnificent. I started thrusting my dick into her mouth at this point. She still had her panties on (although they were pulled to the side to expose her pussy), so I pulled them down and she lifted her leg through one leg hole to help me, and they slid down her other leg. I began rubbing her pussy while she was sucking me off in that position. Eventually, she got back down and positioned herself in between my legs and started sucking me off, trying to make me cum. I kind of find it hard to cum with blowjobs, but I just let her do her thing. I had one thing on my mind during that booking. So before she could make me finish in her mouth, I got up and made her kneel on the floor while I stood over her and then I shot my hot white cum all over her face. I guess she wasn’t a fan of facials because as soon as I finished, she stood straight up and ran away to the bathroom to get cleaned up. I was left in the room for a few minutes by myself, waiting for her to return.
She came back after cleaning my cum off her face and asked if I wanted a shower, and I said no. She muttered "no shower" to herself a few times, again like she was practicing her English. I quickly got dressed and indicated I was ready to leave. As she opened the door to lead me out of the room a balding Asian man in his late twenties wearing glasses walked past the door in a towel. He must have just had a shower and was heading back to his room; he didn't even seem to notice we could see him. Jenny said sorry to me for it (not that I cared) and showed me to the exit. It was a very good introduction to the Dongguan style massage, although I think the service at the end could have been a bit better. I paid for an hour and still had 20 minutes left after I came on her face. I guess she didn’t really do multi shots, but most other masseuses will finish you up with another brief massage or at least wipe the oil/lotion off your back and even clean your dick for you. Also I got so caught up on the massage I forgot that the booking was advertised as full service, and I never fucked her. Now rewriting this review almost 2 years later, I still regret not fucking her. Anyway, it was one of the best massages I have ever had, although it's kind of hard to compare massages like this and Western sensual massages as they are a different thing. Sadly, Jenny left and moved back to China shortly after.
Overall rating: 9/10
BONUS BAIT AND SWITCH REVIEW
A few weeks later, I saw her advert was still up, so I decided I needed to go back and see her again and rectify my mistake by fucking her. I messaged the number asking for Jenny and they said, “yes, Jenny here”. I showed up just like the earlier visit but I was shocked to find an older and much uglier lady opened the door. She ushered me in, and I thought maybe she was going to take me to Jenny, but instead she led me to an empty room and started asking about payment. I realized I had fallen for a bait-and-switch trap. Jenny had left, but they were still using her advert to bait and switch punters. I told her straight, I’m here for Jenny, you’re not Jenny. Then turned and started to leave. She protested and begged me to see another girl working there. She led me to another room where another Chinese lady was lying on a bed. The lady got up when I came in. Neither of them were as attractive or as young as Jenny. But the second lady was a little better than the first. In hindsight I should have just left, but figured what the hell. I was horny anyway after all that fantasizing about revisiting Jenny. I agreed to a booking with the second lady, then the uglier, more aggressive lady started attempting to talk me into a 2 for 1 booking – she was offering herself for a threesome for the same money. The second lady looked shocked and confused when she offered this. I realized the only reason she was doing it was so she could take half the second lady's cash.
She was ugly enough that I declined her offer, which would have actually been a good deal if the ladies were attractive. She looked disappointed, even offended, and stormed out of the room. The second lady was happy and took a strong liking to me after that. She was older and had clearly had kids, so had a mum tum and a Caesarean scar. Booking was pretty crap, I don’t even really remember it. Just a hazy memory of fucking some mature Chinese lady missionary. I left feeling regretful and dirty. And I have never been back to that place since.Bait & Switch in Remuera experience: 2/10