JohnnyPunter
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Ok guys well I had an itch that needed scratching, and I decided to go check out Eastern Angel Massage again since it was close. I was hoping Cindy would be working again and maybe I could try and hustle some extras out of her. They told me that she wasn't working today, but they had a "25 years old new young pretty girl bella". I should have known better but was lured in like a mosquito to a bug zapper lamp. Rung the doorbell and an old aunty tried to take my book again, I think it might have been the same one the first time I went. She took me straight to the room and close the door. You really have to be insistent in these situations... "Can I see a different girl". "I take your booking okay?" "No, can I see a different girl? Can I see Bella?" So she disappeared to get another girl while I waited in anticipation. Then Bella popped in... She was in her early 40s, unattractive face and a plump Aunty body. 
I asked to see another girl. Then another one came in that was probably the worst of the three of them. She spoke very basic English so she asked me which number 1 2 or 3 would I like. I probably should have just walked out but you guys know how much of a degenerate I am... I said 2 - Bella.
Face: 3/10
Body: 3/10
Tits: 3/10
She was a solid 3.
She asked if I wanted 1 hour massage, I opted for 30 minutes even though it was only $20 cheaper... That's how unappealing she was. I didn't want to prolong my suffering. I gave her $100 for the $90 30 minute massage with a happy ending. Anyway fast forward and I was butt naked lying down on the table. I told her to give me a soft massage as I know she would have defaulted to the standard hard Chinese Aunty massage. Massage was pretty crap, but I have definitely had worse. Nothing about it really felt that good to be honest, Cindy's was way better. And also she kind of went from soft back to default hard half way through the massage lol.
Massage: 5/10
then she said something I didn't even understand but took to mean turn over time. I flipped over and there she was in all her solid three-ness. Fat tum, which had pushed into my head when she was massaging my shoulders. Saggy small old aunty tits... I reached out to touch them, mainly just as a test, and she said touching would be an extra $10 (conveniently the change from the $100 I had given her). I don't her "oh, no that's okay then". She repeated herself trying to offer it for $10, but again I declined. That's how unappealing her tits were...
She squirted some lube on my cock and started slowly stroking it building up to a handjob. She was making a lot of eye contact but I was trying to avoid looking at her unappealing face and think of sexy thoughts. She massaged the outside of my prostate or taint with her other hand. Then she got on the table a sit between my legs. She was bigger than Cindy so it was bit of a squeeze lol. Eventually she worked me up and extracted the cum from my balls which shot out and landed on my pelvis. Then started oozing down my cock to cover her hand.
Handjob: 6/10
Afterwards, I went and had a shower, it was clean but an older bathroom. Also the fucking shower mixer was one of those bad ones, that don't heat up and it only gave me like 3 seconds of warm water so I had clean my cock and balls with cold water. When I came back she reluctantly gave me my $10 change which I am pleased to say I spent on a chicken croissant for lunch.
Overall experience: 4/10
I think I'm going to cross Eastern Angel Massage off my list, guys. I have met 6-7 of the ladies there now, and they were all old Aunties or Grannies, 40-70. I got lucky last time when I saw Cindy, she is an Aunty but still attractive for an Aunty. I guess I only go back to these joints because I like treasure hunting - 95% of the time you find Aunties but 5% of the time you can find an attractive 20-something-year-old. And I guess it is that 5% chance of getting lucky that brings me back. The best part of this booking was the chicken croissant I had for lunch afterwards.
I asked to see another girl. Then another one came in that was probably the worst of the three of them. She spoke very basic English so she asked me which number 1 2 or 3 would I like. I probably should have just walked out but you guys know how much of a degenerate I am... I said 2 - Bella.Face: 3/10
Body: 3/10
Tits: 3/10
She was a solid 3.
She asked if I wanted 1 hour massage, I opted for 30 minutes even though it was only $20 cheaper... That's how unappealing she was. I didn't want to prolong my suffering. I gave her $100 for the $90 30 minute massage with a happy ending. Anyway fast forward and I was butt naked lying down on the table. I told her to give me a soft massage as I know she would have defaulted to the standard hard Chinese Aunty massage. Massage was pretty crap, but I have definitely had worse. Nothing about it really felt that good to be honest, Cindy's was way better. And also she kind of went from soft back to default hard half way through the massage lol.
Massage: 5/10
then she said something I didn't even understand but took to mean turn over time. I flipped over and there she was in all her solid three-ness. Fat tum, which had pushed into my head when she was massaging my shoulders. Saggy small old aunty tits... I reached out to touch them, mainly just as a test, and she said touching would be an extra $10 (conveniently the change from the $100 I had given her). I don't her "oh, no that's okay then". She repeated herself trying to offer it for $10, but again I declined. That's how unappealing her tits were...
She squirted some lube on my cock and started slowly stroking it building up to a handjob. She was making a lot of eye contact but I was trying to avoid looking at her unappealing face and think of sexy thoughts. She massaged the outside of my prostate or taint with her other hand. Then she got on the table a sit between my legs. She was bigger than Cindy so it was bit of a squeeze lol. Eventually she worked me up and extracted the cum from my balls which shot out and landed on my pelvis. Then started oozing down my cock to cover her hand.
Handjob: 6/10
Afterwards, I went and had a shower, it was clean but an older bathroom. Also the fucking shower mixer was one of those bad ones, that don't heat up and it only gave me like 3 seconds of warm water so I had clean my cock and balls with cold water. When I came back she reluctantly gave me my $10 change which I am pleased to say I spent on a chicken croissant for lunch.
Overall experience: 4/10
I think I'm going to cross Eastern Angel Massage off my list, guys. I have met 6-7 of the ladies there now, and they were all old Aunties or Grannies, 40-70. I got lucky last time when I saw Cindy, she is an Aunty but still attractive for an Aunty. I guess I only go back to these joints because I like treasure hunting - 95% of the time you find Aunties but 5% of the time you can find an attractive 20-something-year-old. And I guess it is that 5% chance of getting lucky that brings me back. The best part of this booking was the chicken croissant I had for lunch afterwards.
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