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The Wicked Witches of SexForum

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Inside a seedy filthy brothel at an undisclosed location somewhere in the North Island of New Zealand, four foul nasty witches gathered around a cauldron of soiled dildos and anal beads, late on a hot humid night. Closest to the cauldron stood the short plump figure of Ava MIWNLF (Mother I Would Not Like to Fuck), draped in a dark robe. To her left stood the tall slender figure of Dee, a women with mouldy dreadlocks tied up into a smelly dread-bun that made her appear several inches taller. On the other side of the smutty sickly cauldron, to Ava’s right, stood two heavy set figures that looked like they could be twins, dressed similarly in dresses too tight for their large frames. The two went by the names of Poison Ivy Brooke and Demented Demi Winters.

"Sisters! Our plan nears completion, we have taken control of SexForum and turned it into the new AdultForum", Ava MIWNLF croaked. Demented Demi Winters stared into the cauldron at a particularly dirty pink dildo that she recognised from earlier in the evening, when a client had used it to penetrate her rectum. "Yes, sister, the punters are like sheep to the slaughter now that we have driven off their champion. The SexForum Admin is under our spell now, he only cares about our witch gold!", snarled Demented Demi. Poison Ivy screeched in a raspy, rotten whisper, “We can now bait and switch to our hearts content, enforce a do not disturb list, and provide bad and lazy services to the punters and they can’t complain!”

The fourth nasty harpy, looked uneasy and stared deep into the pile of disgusting synthetic phalluses inside the cauldron. She lifted a single dreadlock, gave it a sniff and recognised the smell of stinky rotten German cheese, then tucked it back into her nasty mouldy dread-bun. In an overly loud voice which shook the entire room and the cauldron, she bellowed, “BUT SISTERS, THEIR CHAMPION HASN’T GIVEN UP, HE IS AT ANOTHER PLACE NOW!” The two fat sisterly harpies, Poison Ivy and Demented Demi looked at each other, their eyes and mouths open wide with terror, in unison they screeched, “Nnn-nn-not the PunterHub!”.

Ava MIWNLF looked up, she now had a very serious look on her wide, round, plump face. “Sisters, we must defeat the PunterHub, but how?”, she croaked. “More baiting and switching?”, Demented Demi snarled. “Shall we unleash the most pathetic of our simps?”, Poison Ivy screeched. “What about more fake reviews and alt accounts?”, croaked Ava MIWNLF. There was a brief silence, which was unusual for the four witches, as they contemplated evil strategies. Then Dee looked up and yelled, “NO, SISTERS, THERE IS A BETTER WAY! WE MUST NOT MAKE ANY MENTION OF THE PUNTERHUB SO THE PUNTERS DON’T LEARN THERE IS A BETTER PLACE!”. Ava MIWNLF croakily responded, “Yes, my slutty sisters, that is what we must do!” The four foul harpy witches erupted into a cackle of ear-piercing laughter that shook the entire room and sent the rats and cockroaches scurrying from their hiding places in the filthy, disgusting, run-down brothel.
 
You can be sure the folks at SexForum are watching this forum closely. Also isn't it a coincidence that the word punterhub is censored ********* over there? I might have to get crafty in the lettering using macrons and accents over there.
 
You can be sure the folks at SexForum are watching this forum closely. Also isn't it a coincidence that the word punterhub is censored ********* over there? I might have to get crafty in the lettering using macrons and accents over there.
Yeah 80% of the SexForum loyalists over there have signed up on here but just lurk. The other 20% just delete their browser cookies to get around the view limit without signing up. 🤣
 
Sex Forum have appointed Curb My Enthusiasm as a moderator. Unfortunately, I cannot evince any Enthusiasm for this appointment, Curb has the sense of humour of an autistic child, and an overdevelopment in the political correctness faculty.

Personally, I believe AvaMILF or AvaMINLF, would have been a superior choice - she certainly has the smarts over Curb.

For that matter, ‘Old Amy’ would have been a better selection. Perhaps, I should suggest it.
 
Sex Forum have appointed Curb My Enthusiasm as a moderator. Unfortunately, I cannot evince any Enthusiasm for this appointment, Curb has the sense of humour of an autistic child, and an overdevelopment in the political correctness faculty.

Personally, I believe AvaMILF or AvaMINLF, would have been a superior choice - she certainly has the smarts over Curb.

For that matter, ‘Old Amy’ would have been a better selection. Perhaps, I should suggest it.
Sounds like things are getting pretty dire over there. The admin probably only did it because he needs help trying to stop the neverending persistent flood of spam on SexForum.

Geez, if they made Ava an Admin it would be Big Red Amber O'hara all over again! Next they will be implementing a DND list!

I have a good laugh when I occasionally have a look over there. I checked it today and couldn't help but feel disgusted by one of those AI porn ads plastered all over the forum. I witnessed some pocket sized redhead girl getting impaled on a giant brown cock and then her belly starts bloating up into pregnancy. Being forced to view all that AI porn nonsense is their punishment for not using PunterHub!
 
What I don't get is SF rules is no disclosing the sex worker's address / motel place and room #, when in the past i've seen many threads that show the address and motel place. I did a review and someone complained, most likely flagged the thread so the moderators had to do something about it and edited out the motel room # AND the motel address. Like it matters to the sex working girl that moves out in a few days time.

So i'm not going to do comprehensive reviews there. I'll leave it for the good stuff to post it here because it does no justice if a B&S Asian place can have completely anonymity.
 
I have a good laugh when I occasionally have a look over there.
You would have had a laugh today when JeffRodgers calls out the personal pronouns used in a review of https://escortify.co.nz/shemale-trans-new-zealand/emmy-42620, correcting them to ‘he’, ‘him’, ‘his’ etc. Only to be met with a storm of opprobrium from the OP and the PC brigade. Even - closet gay - Kennyt chimed in supporting the OP.

How hard is it - excuse the pun? Possession of a penis, and testicles, = Jeff’s personal pronouns.

And I still have ‘V’ plates.

Wow! ‘V’ plates gone!
 
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Every time I have a read through SF threads it feels more and more like its migrating towards the old AF with a significant growth in posters having negative attitudes and interactions towards others and out there looking for a bit of a pissing contest with anyone that passes in their view, it was a good breath of fresh air for the first 18 months or so but I guess as the masses have migrated over there they've brought all the old attitudes and ways with them, disappointing but shit happens and was probably always going to happen with its growth
 
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