JohnnyPunter
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I felt like getting off and given the state of the weather I couldn't be fucked driving far. I decided to venture outside of the Old Aunty Triangle of Aah Spa, 100 Marua (Eastern Angel Massage), and 6 Lunn Ave. Someone suggested I try Brenda's Massage which now has 3 locations out East - Botany, Panmure, and Remuera. They have taken over that bait & switch shop at 549a Remuera Rd. They also operate under the name CNQ Massage. Anyway it is a mixed massage shop, they do sensual massage but don't advertise it openly. They have no problems discussing it via text though.
I did a walk in, but its probably best to book before hand. Location is 22C Jellicoe Road, Panmure close to the Mobil Panmure. It's pretty dark and dingy in there, they had lots of massage chairs and equipment but it didn't look like the place gets much business. When I walked in I met the receptionist and asked for sensual massage. She told me to pay the price for regular massage and tip the girl directly for sensual/hanjob. So price is 30 minutes $65 or 1 hour $100 + $20 extra for happy ending. She showed me to a little room with a massage table and a massage chair strangely enough and disappeared.
Option 1 "KAYLA" walked in a minute later in walked an old Chinese Aunty wearing a Japanese school girl outfit. She looked to be in her 40s, overweight like an aunty, unattractive face, and very crooked teeth. I believe her name was Kayla. The photo below is VERY touched up. I'm not even sure she had makeup on. I knew instantly she was a no go and I was disappointed I had fallen into an Aunty trap for the 100th time. I said "I see other girl?" Her English wasn't good but she was trying every tactic to try and get me to agree to do the booking with her. I persisted, "I see other girls, first?". She tried saying no other girls available, and that the other girl is busy. I said, "when will the other girl be free?". She looked at her phone and said, "30 minutes". I said, "Oh, okay I will wait then" and proceeded to sit on the massage table and pull my phone out. She wasn't expecting that, probably hoping I would give in and go with her! Then she disappeared and went to the reception and I could hear her talking to her. It was at this point I started thinking about walking. Annoyance washed over me with the realisation that I had already paid the receptionist $100 so would have had to get a refund. I decided to just wait and see what happens, maybe negotiate with the receptionist.
Option 2 "CASEY" then walked in a few moments later. Fuck me, she wasn't much better than the first. Old Aunty, 40s, plain face, bulge in her dress where her Mum tum would be. But she was slightly less unattractive than the first huckery old Chinese crone. The photo is only touched up mildy, but the plant obscures her body, I'm sure it's an old photo though.
I told her, "I see other girl". She responded asking which girl I wanted. I said "is there another I can see?" Then she left. A moment later the receptionist walked in and told me they had only 2 girls and which one did I want. I gave in an said OPTION 2. Then Casey came back in, told me to strip down, and then we proceeded with the booking. Later I heard some guy leaving half way through my massage so I think there may have been a third lady as well, probably a more attractive one. So I no doubt got a choice of the two duds. It's probably better just trying to book one of the more attractive ones and keeping your fingers crossed.
Before starting the massage Casey dimmed the lights right down, which to be honest was probably a good thing. She put a blanket over my naked body and started doing a quite full massage through the blanket for a warm up. Then she started her Chinese massage routine, which was a bit unpleasant but not the worst torture I've had. She spent a lot of time working on my neck and back and rib cages. A bit too rough for my liking. She would keep the blanket on the part of the body she wasn't massaging, so it was covering my legs and bum for the first part. Then later she started massaging my bum so lifted the blanket to cover my back. I was hoping maybe she would give me crack and anus a bit of attention, but not really. Although she did some weird moves separating my cheeks so she probably got a view of my brown eye. Then she moved down and did my legs. Towards the end of it she gently brushed my ball sack a few times, no doubt trying to get me excited for the end.
Then all of a sudden she disappeared out of the room. I heard her in a bathroom nearby, then she came back with a warm towel she must of warmed up under the tap. And proceeded to wipe the oil of my back and legs. Then she told me to flip over. This is where she told me her extra prices. It was $20 for hand job and another $20 for nude. I thought about it for a few seconds and said, "just hand job". Having been in situations like this many times before, I realised that her old aunty body probably looks better clothed than it does naked. So skipping the "nude" not only saved me $20, it also would have made for a more pleasant experience.
She then got some oil and proceeded to give me my happy ending. She massaged my thighs, then my balls, while avoiding my cock completely. It was actually good foreplay and felt quite good. She applied oil throughout, but was careful not too apply too much. Then finally she grabbed my cock and started sensually wanking me off. Her eyes were fixated on my cock most of the time, but occasionally glanced at me for some eye contact. While she was stroking my cock she would blow air onto it. I just lay back and relaxed and watched her do her thing, occasionally glancing at her cleavage. I thought about maybe offering her some extra cash to get her tits out, but thought against it because then she might fully undress and expose her mum tum! I lifted my leg up to invite her to explore my anus, as per old advice from @OldMacdonald this led her to use her fingers to massage my taint/gooch although she didn't venture to my nether region sadly. Then I told her to sit between my legs on the table but her English isn't good so she didn't understand. I had to sit up and pat the table and then she understood. That way I could get a good view of her stroking my cock and wrap my legs around her. Cheekily I grabbed the zip on her cleavage and zipped it down, she didn't seem to care, but it didn't reveal much just her bra. I'm not sure she had good tits anyway.
Then after several minutes I was ready to pop. My cum shot out of my cock and oozed down over her hands. She didn't seem phased by it and kept on gently stroking away. Her eyes remained fixated on it the whole time. After she had extracted all the cum out of it, she hopped off the table and grabbed some tissues or paper towels to clean my cum off her hands. Then proceeded to clean me up. Once she finished I got up and proceeded to get dressed. She never offered a shower, and being a mixed massage place, I don't even know if they have the facilities there - although she did use some bathroom tap to heat the towel up. They probably don't want naked men walking in the corridor anyway. I gave her the extra $20, said thank you and left, saying thank you to the receptionist on the way out.
Massage: 4/10
Handjob: 7.5/10
Overall experience: 5/10
I wonder why I even go to places like this. The massages are generally always shit, I would literally rather just pay the same price for maybe a 30 minute hand job and then just leave without the massage. Some of these old Chinese aunties are pretty skilled at wanking cocks though, literally most of them are better at stroking you off than the younger girls at the sensual massage agencies like Debonairs and elsewhere. Literally the Chinese aunties could start a side hustle teaching younger kiwi working girls advanced skills in cock stroking. The only thing is they are obviously less appealing to look at.
Some of the ladies (Kim, Melody, Mia) on the GNQ/Brenda's massage website look more appealing than the others so it might be worth a gamble booking them based off their website photo and hoping for the best. Otherwise you are probably better off just going to Eastern Angel Massage (100 Marua Road) which is $110 for an hour sensual massage and includes HJ and Nude - $30 cheaper.
I did a walk in, but its probably best to book before hand. Location is 22C Jellicoe Road, Panmure close to the Mobil Panmure. It's pretty dark and dingy in there, they had lots of massage chairs and equipment but it didn't look like the place gets much business. When I walked in I met the receptionist and asked for sensual massage. She told me to pay the price for regular massage and tip the girl directly for sensual/hanjob. So price is 30 minutes $65 or 1 hour $100 + $20 extra for happy ending. She showed me to a little room with a massage table and a massage chair strangely enough and disappeared.
Option 1 "KAYLA" walked in a minute later in walked an old Chinese Aunty wearing a Japanese school girl outfit. She looked to be in her 40s, overweight like an aunty, unattractive face, and very crooked teeth. I believe her name was Kayla. The photo below is VERY touched up. I'm not even sure she had makeup on. I knew instantly she was a no go and I was disappointed I had fallen into an Aunty trap for the 100th time. I said "I see other girl?" Her English wasn't good but she was trying every tactic to try and get me to agree to do the booking with her. I persisted, "I see other girls, first?". She tried saying no other girls available, and that the other girl is busy. I said, "when will the other girl be free?". She looked at her phone and said, "30 minutes". I said, "Oh, okay I will wait then" and proceeded to sit on the massage table and pull my phone out. She wasn't expecting that, probably hoping I would give in and go with her! Then she disappeared and went to the reception and I could hear her talking to her. It was at this point I started thinking about walking. Annoyance washed over me with the realisation that I had already paid the receptionist $100 so would have had to get a refund. I decided to just wait and see what happens, maybe negotiate with the receptionist.
Option 2 "CASEY" then walked in a few moments later. Fuck me, she wasn't much better than the first. Old Aunty, 40s, plain face, bulge in her dress where her Mum tum would be. But she was slightly less unattractive than the first huckery old Chinese crone. The photo is only touched up mildy, but the plant obscures her body, I'm sure it's an old photo though.
I told her, "I see other girl". She responded asking which girl I wanted. I said "is there another I can see?" Then she left. A moment later the receptionist walked in and told me they had only 2 girls and which one did I want. I gave in an said OPTION 2. Then Casey came back in, told me to strip down, and then we proceeded with the booking. Later I heard some guy leaving half way through my massage so I think there may have been a third lady as well, probably a more attractive one. So I no doubt got a choice of the two duds. It's probably better just trying to book one of the more attractive ones and keeping your fingers crossed.
Before starting the massage Casey dimmed the lights right down, which to be honest was probably a good thing. She put a blanket over my naked body and started doing a quite full massage through the blanket for a warm up. Then she started her Chinese massage routine, which was a bit unpleasant but not the worst torture I've had. She spent a lot of time working on my neck and back and rib cages. A bit too rough for my liking. She would keep the blanket on the part of the body she wasn't massaging, so it was covering my legs and bum for the first part. Then later she started massaging my bum so lifted the blanket to cover my back. I was hoping maybe she would give me crack and anus a bit of attention, but not really. Although she did some weird moves separating my cheeks so she probably got a view of my brown eye. Then she moved down and did my legs. Towards the end of it she gently brushed my ball sack a few times, no doubt trying to get me excited for the end.
Then all of a sudden she disappeared out of the room. I heard her in a bathroom nearby, then she came back with a warm towel she must of warmed up under the tap. And proceeded to wipe the oil of my back and legs. Then she told me to flip over. This is where she told me her extra prices. It was $20 for hand job and another $20 for nude. I thought about it for a few seconds and said, "just hand job". Having been in situations like this many times before, I realised that her old aunty body probably looks better clothed than it does naked. So skipping the "nude" not only saved me $20, it also would have made for a more pleasant experience.
She then got some oil and proceeded to give me my happy ending. She massaged my thighs, then my balls, while avoiding my cock completely. It was actually good foreplay and felt quite good. She applied oil throughout, but was careful not too apply too much. Then finally she grabbed my cock and started sensually wanking me off. Her eyes were fixated on my cock most of the time, but occasionally glanced at me for some eye contact. While she was stroking my cock she would blow air onto it. I just lay back and relaxed and watched her do her thing, occasionally glancing at her cleavage. I thought about maybe offering her some extra cash to get her tits out, but thought against it because then she might fully undress and expose her mum tum! I lifted my leg up to invite her to explore my anus, as per old advice from @OldMacdonald this led her to use her fingers to massage my taint/gooch although she didn't venture to my nether region sadly. Then I told her to sit between my legs on the table but her English isn't good so she didn't understand. I had to sit up and pat the table and then she understood. That way I could get a good view of her stroking my cock and wrap my legs around her. Cheekily I grabbed the zip on her cleavage and zipped it down, she didn't seem to care, but it didn't reveal much just her bra. I'm not sure she had good tits anyway.
Then after several minutes I was ready to pop. My cum shot out of my cock and oozed down over her hands. She didn't seem phased by it and kept on gently stroking away. Her eyes remained fixated on it the whole time. After she had extracted all the cum out of it, she hopped off the table and grabbed some tissues or paper towels to clean my cum off her hands. Then proceeded to clean me up. Once she finished I got up and proceeded to get dressed. She never offered a shower, and being a mixed massage place, I don't even know if they have the facilities there - although she did use some bathroom tap to heat the towel up. They probably don't want naked men walking in the corridor anyway. I gave her the extra $20, said thank you and left, saying thank you to the receptionist on the way out.
Massage: 4/10
Handjob: 7.5/10
Overall experience: 5/10
I wonder why I even go to places like this. The massages are generally always shit, I would literally rather just pay the same price for maybe a 30 minute hand job and then just leave without the massage. Some of these old Chinese aunties are pretty skilled at wanking cocks though, literally most of them are better at stroking you off than the younger girls at the sensual massage agencies like Debonairs and elsewhere. Literally the Chinese aunties could start a side hustle teaching younger kiwi working girls advanced skills in cock stroking. The only thing is they are obviously less appealing to look at.
Some of the ladies (Kim, Melody, Mia) on the GNQ/Brenda's massage website look more appealing than the others so it might be worth a gamble booking them based off their website photo and hoping for the best. Otherwise you are probably better off just going to Eastern Angel Massage (100 Marua Road) which is $110 for an hour sensual massage and includes HJ and Nude - $30 cheaper.
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just have a wank instead next time
so not sure. But I'm really hopeful since I want to try that place.
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