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ErlingHaaland

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The cockblockers at customs and immigration must be working overtime keeping the Japussy out. This is a problem.

Can the Japanese WGs please start arriving at the border as if they're here to visit Rotorua or Hobbiton or some shit, and at least pretend to book a night at some backpacker lodge, and not just turn up with condoms and lingerie in their luggage.

The agencies are struggling and some have even stooped to masquerading Chinese ladies as being from the land of the rising sun.

Honestly this is a serious erection issue, I mean election issue. I'll consider voting for whichever politician pledges to let more Japussy in.
 
WiggleSniff said:
Recommend trying your luck and hitting it up with the working holiday visa girls. Tons of them here. Just make sure you don’t knock them up
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Killa said:
this has my interest but where to start?
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Steps:

1) be young (Less than 35)
2) athletic
3) enough money to toss around for fun

Bonus point: if you’re Asian or speak Japanese.

Managed to get one by being a regular at a popular Japanese restaurant in CBD, and a few from face club.

Had a hook up with a Japanese girl who was working on Queenstown too
 
WiggleSniff said:
Steps:

1) be young (Less than 35)
2) athletic
3) enough money to toss around for fun

Bonus point: if you’re Asian or speak Japanese.

Managed to get one by being a regular at a popular Japanese restaurant in CBD, and a few from face club.

Had a hook up with a Japanese girl who was working on Queenstown too
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That’s way too much effort.
Easier (and probably break even) to just fly to Japan.
 
WiggleSniff said:
Steps:

1) be young (Less than 35)
2) athletic
3) enough money to toss around for fun

Bonus point: if you’re Asian or speak Japanese.

Managed to get one by being a regular at a popular Japanese restaurant in CBD, and a few from face club.

Had a hook up with a Japanese girl who was working on Queenstown too
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Disagreed.

1) ❌ I am well over 50s
2) ❌No where near 'athletic' at all
3) ❌Face club? Is that a beauty saloon n facial spa centre?
4) ✅ More than enough to toss around,

Dressed well, spoke well and backed myself—ended up hooking up at 35,000 feet before we’d even landed in AKL.


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ErlingHaaland said:
The cockblockers at customs and immigration must be working overtime keeping the Japussy out. This is a problem.

Can the Japanese WGs please start arriving at the border as if they're here to visit Rotorua or Hobbiton or some shit, and at least pretend to book a night at some backpacker lodge, and not just turn up with condoms and lingerie in their luggage.

The agencies are struggling and some have even stooped to masquerading Chinese ladies as being from the land of the rising sun.

Honestly this is a serious erection issue, I mean election issue. I'll consider voting for whichever politician pledges to let more Japussy in.
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Jealous local fugly WGs are pressuring border patrol to keep them out. Also harassing their superior competition via phone calls, txts. Possibly requesting their gang associates to show up at premises to intimidate too. There are so many reasons for the drought. Also, someone please teach the hot Latinas how to cross the border safely too 😍
 
ErlingHaaland said:
The cockblockers at customs and immigration must be working overtime keeping the Japussy out. This is a problem.

Can the Japanese WGs please start arriving at the border as if they're here to visit Rotorua or Hobbiton or some shit, and at least pretend to book a night at some backpacker lodge, and not just turn up with condoms and lingerie in their luggage.

The agencies are struggling and some have even stooped to masquerading Chinese ladies as being from the land of the rising sun.

Honestly this is a serious erection issue, I mean election issue. I'll consider voting for whichever politician pledges to let more Japussy in.
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i can’t see that happening my bro
with all these wankers in the Bee hive but i do think the internet has kinda made it easier for immigration to catch the asian escorts
 
hornyjedi said:
Jealous local fugly WGs are pressuring border patrol to keep them out. Also harassing their superior competition via phone calls, txts. Possibly requesting their gang associates to show up at premises to intimidate too. There are so many reasons for the drought. Also, someone please teach the hot Latinas how to cross the border safely too 😍
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Some of them literally scroll the internet and report their online adverts to Immigration in their spare time. I know Winter Rain does!
 
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Creamboy said:
The immigrants are taking away all the local jobs!!!
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Hardly. If I wasn't seeing Asian girls I would have a wank at home or have sex with various inanimate objects and enjoy having more money in the bank instead of seeing the escorts who have a problem with these beautiful Asian imports.
 
Creamboy said:
The immigrants are taking away all the local jobs!!!
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nz seems more favoured to indians then the chinese and other countries plus there’s been all those grow houses . that probably made it tighter. plus with all these review pages who needs Narks . and the thing with the gangs ain’t some of the asians run by the triads
 
hornyjedi said:
Jealous local fugly WGs are pressuring border patrol to keep them out. Also harassing their superior competition via phone calls, txts. Possibly requesting their gang associates to show up at premises to intimidate too. There are so many reasons for the drought. Also, someone please teach the hot Latinas how to cross the border safely too 😍
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is this facts or fiction?
 
sukmegood said:
who needs narks when u got this happen lol
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Gotta pick your poision, either restrict the flow of information or share what you know, which I think is the whole point of the forum. If everyone gatekeeps, I’m sure all the J girls will be safe from immigration, but is that what we want?
 
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