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Emma@The Apartment - Stairway to Heaven (Trust me bro)

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Hey,

Unsure who I pissed off this time as it appears I am no longer "trusted" 😅

My days of reviewing girls are probably over but I guess one last hurray aye... Do take my review with a heavy dose of salt though lol

Emma@The Apartment - GFE

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Let's get the important things out of the way first -

Innie/Outie pussy? - I didn't pay attention
Anus rating? - the room was a bit dark so couldn't quite see

Perhaps next time one of yous sexpert can grab a notebook and a torch, and report those details back for a change rather than asking others.

The climb to the top this time was well worth it as the gate of heaven opened up and I was greeted by Emma. She's absolutely gorgeous with a hint of cheekiness about her with her smile. Sometime you just instantly know you hit the jackpot 🤩

Petite with a toned size 6 body, I will say her photos are accurate but if you are looking for the big tits type then obviously she won't be for you. Young with a very cute face sort of like a cross between Amanda Seyfried and Emma Stone but with a smaller face and eyes.

Am sure it would be her very first shift at TA but she seems to be a natural at this, friendly, confident, sweet and didn't waste much time to get intimate. I was truely in heaven from the get go. 😇

A few tiny tasteful tattoos here and there, there were nipple piercing but I thought it suited her well even though I am personally not a fan.

A great kisser and knows how to tease with her eyes, hands, mouth and body. Playful, vocal and responsive with foreplay, she will let you know if you are doing a good job and will return the favour.

The main event was steamy and intimate, and didn't seems performative at all. Since she's tiny and flexible I was able to flow from position to position with ease and her body felt great! The mirror was put to good use and she's not shy in giving you the best view 😍

Think I will sign off here and let you use your imagination instead. Just trust me lol

Face & Body - 9/10 (body type depends on your preference)
Athena who...? - 9/10
Banana joined Punterhub - Dec 6, 2025 at 00:01 AM
Trust - 10/10

It has been fun while it lasted. May write something else instead in the future to continue contribute.

Please don't ban me 🙏

(As always watch those stairs as you come back down to earth!)
 
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I trust you too, come back soon! 🫶
Lack of anus rating is a massive letdown. Not sure I can trust your judgement if you can't even cover the fundamentals.

You're gonna start a lot of fights by besmirching the goddess Athena like that...
Spot on! Next time someone should take a magnifying glass to their booking and have a real inspection! I look forward to their reviews.

Haha, it's pathetic the way some of the people acted around here. Am sure Athena herself is not that impressed. Onto the next one my friend!
 
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I trust you too, come back soon! 🫶

Spot on! Next time someone should take a magnifying glass to their booking and have a real inspection! I look forward to their reviews.

Haha, it's pathetic the way some of people acted around here. Am sure Athena herself is not that impressed. Onto the next one my friend!
I also think someone should create a PunterHub-approved visual guide for innie/outie pussies and where that fine line between them falls. Otherwise we're all grading without a uniform standard and chaos will ensue!
 
Her long awaited return was somewhat short lived...

Sorry you were cancelled on. Such a pain, especially when you were that close.
 

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Did i lost something? Banana always gave to me good info, through reviews or PM... pls dont stop

About innie or outtie... particularly i think all shapes of pussy are beautiful, specially with a bush... I have a theory that those who have a paranoia about it would do a better job rating cocks 😅

And thanks @Banana for another review!
 
I also think someone should create a PunterHub-approved visual guide for innie/outie pussies and where that fine line between them falls. Otherwise we're all grading without a uniform standard and chaos will ensue!
I actually seriously asked for an innie/outie guide before but they didn't bother to do one in the end. I think the obvious innie and outie are easy to tell. But is the in between ones, I just call them semi innie/outie (or are they basically the same?)
Gwen is getting fired today she cancelled on me while i was in waiting room 🤷🏻‍♂️ she said she doesn’t want to work anymore
Damn... sorry to hear bro. Wonder what happened? Will dm you with another similar one.
Thanks banana, even if you don't post for awhile your still in Gold Medal position on the review ladder. 90 points clear of second place well done 🥇🏆
Thanks, quality over quantity I guess. The forum won't grow if we all hide in DM I guess lol
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Did i lost something? Banana always gave to me good info, through reviews or PM... pls dont stop

About innie or outtie... particularly i think all shapes of pussy are beautiful, specially with a bush... I have a theory that those who have a paranoia about it would do a better job rating cocks 😅

And thanks @Banana for another review!
Thanks and agreed. You know where to find me.
 
Hey,

Unsure who I pissed off this time as it appears I am no longer "trusted" 😅

My days of reviewing girls are probably over but I guess one last hurray aye... Do take my review with a heavy dose of salt though lol

Emma@The Apartment - GFE

****


Let's get the important things out of the way first -

Innie/Outie pussy? - I didn't pay attention
Anus rating? - the room was a bit dark so couldn't quite see

Perhaps next time one of yous sexpert can grab a notebook and a torch, and report those details back for a change rather than asking others.

The climb to the top this time was well worth it as the gate of heaven opened up and I was greeted by Emma. She's absolutely gorgeous with a hint of cheekiness about her with her smile. Sometime you just instantly know you hit the jackpot 🤩

Petite with a toned body, I will say her photos are accurate but if you are looking for the big tits type then obviously she won't be for you. Young with a very cute face sort of like a cross between Amanda Seyfried and Emma Stone but with a smaller face and eyes.

Am sure it would be her very first shift at TA but she seems to be a natural at this, friendly, confident, sweet and didn't waste much time to get intimate. I was truely in heaven from the get go. 😇

A few tiny tasteful tattoos here and there, there were nipple piercing but I thought it suited her well even though I am personally not a fan.

A great kisser and knows how to tease with her eyes, hands, mouth and body. Playful, vocal and responsive with foreplay, she will let you know if you are doing a good job and will return the favour.

The main event was steamy and intimate, and didn't seems performative at all. Since she's tiny and flexible I was able to flow from position to position with ease and her body felt great! The mirror was put to good use and she's not shy in giving you the best view 😍

Think I will sign off here and let you use your imagination instead. Just trust me lol

Face & Body - 9/10 (body type depends on your preference)
Athena who...? - 9/10
Banana Punterhub's joining date - 6 Dec 2025 at 0001hrs
Trust - 10/10

It has been fun while it lasted. May write something else instead in the future to continue contribute.

Please don't ban me 🙏
She sounds great dude. She looks hot.

Dont beat yourself up bro, I don't give a shit about anus ratings either! More interested in how enthusiastic they are. Just review how you want.
 
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She sounds great dude. She looks hot.

Dont beat yourself up bro, I don't give a shit about anus ratings either! More interested in how enthusiastic they are. Just review how you want.
Cheers, unfortunately there are some unspoken rules on this forum one must follows or you may get punished lol

Hit me up any time Bigdog if you want to know more.
 
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Thanks for the review...she sounds good...just a little skinny for my liking...but will give her a go probably;)....Also I do not rate anus in my reviews unless I have actually seen and tasted...If things have not gone well with few members, many others will still benefit from the reviews.
 
I am a dedicated anus inspector,

Personally, the initial inspection, sniff, and then maybe a lick, is the funnest and most impressionable part of the booking!

Sometimes I will forget a whores face… but I’ll never forget the look of her anus!

but hey, to each their own.
 
Thanks for the review...she sounds good...just a little skinny for my liking...but will give her a go probably;)....Also I do not rate anus in my reviews unless I have actually seen and tasted...If things have not gone well with few members, many others will still benefit from the reviews.
Cheers mate! Read your Thalia@TA review too, amazing stuff 😍

Again I respect your wide range of taste, in comparison my preference is relatively narrow -

- Face no.1
- Don't mind tit sizes but body need to be fit
- Mid 20s at most
- Starfish acceptable lol
 
Sunglasses Deal With It GIF by Bird Town
 
But I did give her a score though! 😅

Look my memory is hazy so I think may be a semi innie. 🧐

So not your type.
Thin, hot, tight is my type 🤤 innie is just the cherry. I usually just dine at home so there’s isn’t much for me except to look.

I’m also a fan of lips that grip as you slide out and outies do win on that front.
 
Hey,

Unsure who I pissed off this time as it appears I am no longer "trusted" 😅

My days of reviewing girls are probably over but I guess one last hurray aye... Do take my review with a heavy dose of salt though lol

Emma@The Apartment - GFE

****


Let's get the important things out of the way first -

Innie/Outie pussy? - I didn't pay attention
Anus rating? - the room was a bit dark so couldn't quite see

Perhaps next time one of yous sexpert can grab a notebook and a torch, and report those details back for a change rather than asking others.

The climb to the top this time was well worth it as the gate of heaven opened up and I was greeted by Emma. She's absolutely gorgeous with a hint of cheekiness about her with her smile. Sometime you just instantly know you hit the jackpot 🤩

Petite with a toned size 6 body, I will say her photos are accurate but if you are looking for the big tits type then obviously she won't be for you. Young with a very cute face sort of like a cross between Amanda Seyfried and Emma Stone but with a smaller face and eyes.

Am sure it would be her very first shift at TA but she seems to be a natural at this, friendly, confident, sweet and didn't waste much time to get intimate. I was truely in heaven from the get go. 😇

A few tiny tasteful tattoos here and there, there were nipple piercing but I thought it suited her well even though I am personally not a fan.

A great kisser and knows how to tease with her eyes, hands, mouth and body. Playful, vocal and responsive with foreplay, she will let you know if you are doing a good job and will return the favour.

The main event was steamy and intimate, and didn't seems performative at all. Since she's tiny and flexible I was able to flow from position to position with ease and her body felt great! The mirror was put to good use and she's not shy in giving you the best view 😍

Think I will sign off here and let you use your imagination instead. Just trust me lol

Face & Body - 9/10 (body type depends on your preference)
Athena who...? - 9/10
Banana joined Punterhub - 6 Dec 2025 at 00:01 AM
Trust - 10/10

It has been fun while it lasted. May write something else instead in the future to continue contribute.

Please don't ban me 🙏
Nice work mate

Leonardo Dicaprio Calvin Candie GIF
 
Hey,

Unsure who I pissed off this time as it appears I am no longer "trusted" 😅

My days of reviewing girls are probably over but I guess one last hurray aye... Do take my review with a heavy dose of salt though lol

Emma@The Apartment - GFE

****


Let's get the important things out of the way first -

Innie/Outie pussy? - I didn't pay attention
Anus rating? - the room was a bit dark so couldn't quite see

Perhaps next time one of yous sexpert can grab a notebook and a torch, and report those details back for a change rather than asking others.

The climb to the top this time was well worth it as the gate of heaven opened up and I was greeted by Emma. She's absolutely gorgeous with a hint of cheekiness about her with her smile. Sometime you just instantly know you hit the jackpot 🤩

Petite with a toned size 6 body, I will say her photos are accurate but if you are looking for the big tits type then obviously she won't be for you. Young with a very cute face sort of like a cross between Amanda Seyfried and Emma Stone but with a smaller face and eyes.

Am sure it would be her very first shift at TA but she seems to be a natural at this, friendly, confident, sweet and didn't waste much time to get intimate. I was truely in heaven from the get go. 😇

A few tiny tasteful tattoos here and there, there were nipple piercing but I thought it suited her well even though I am personally not a fan.

A great kisser and knows how to tease with her eyes, hands, mouth and body. Playful, vocal and responsive with foreplay, she will let you know if you are doing a good job and will return the favour.

The main event was steamy and intimate, and didn't seems performative at all. Since she's tiny and flexible I was able to flow from position to position with ease and her body felt great! The mirror was put to good use and she's not shy in giving you the best view 😍

Think I will sign off here and let you use your imagination instead. Just trust me lol

Face & Body - 9/10 (body type depends on your preference)
Athena who...? - 9/10
Banana joined Punterhub - 6 Dec 2025 at 00:01 AM
Trust - 10/10

It has been fun while it lasted. May write something else instead in the future to continue contribute.

Please don't ban me 🙏
Good review! Keep on reviewing the girlies. I like reading them. Don’t worry if some people don’t like it.

More people like Taylor Swift than Anal Cunt even though Anal Cunt is by far the better artist.

 
Nice work mate

Leonardo Dicaprio Calvin Candie GIF
Anytime, hope that will make you feel better after what happened this morning, fuck that ref 🤬
Anal Cunt - the band whose music sounds like their great name. They also released the Sex Forum theme song
Thanks for the rec!! I am learning the chords of this song as we speak! It's actually relatively difficult to purposely sing out of tune the whole time like he did! Deep meaningful lyrics too lol
 
Thanks for the rec!! I am learning the chords of this song as we speak! It's actually relatively difficult to purposely sing out of tune the whole time like he did! Deep meaningful lyrics too lol
Hahaha that is awesome. Great you know guitar. I have tried singing short parts of it but should try singing the whole thing to see for myself.
 
Same here and tbh I wouldn’t know what to rate as I’m not an anal player.

Nice review B - not on my list as blondes just don’t do it for me but sounds like a few others are heading her way.
Thanks Funky, I only became a fan when massagefan showed me the way lol

But yes blonde blue eye girls are my kryptonite, and am glad we've different taste!
 
Hey,

Unsure who I pissed off this time as it appears I am no longer "trusted" 😅

My days of reviewing girls are probably over but I guess one last hurray aye... Do take my review with a heavy dose of salt though lol

Emma@The Apartment - GFE

****


Let's get the important things out of the way first -

Innie/Outie pussy? - I didn't pay attention
Anus rating? - the room was a bit dark so couldn't quite see

Perhaps next time one of yous sexpert can grab a notebook and a torch, and report those details back for a change rather than asking others.

The climb to the top this time was well worth it as the gate of heaven opened up and I was greeted by Emma. She's absolutely gorgeous with a hint of cheekiness about her with her smile. Sometime you just instantly know you hit the jackpot 🤩

Petite with a toned size 6 body, I will say her photos are accurate but if you are looking for the big tits type then obviously she won't be for you. Young with a very cute face sort of like a cross between Amanda Seyfried and Emma Stone but with a smaller face and eyes.

Am sure it would be her very first shift at TA but she seems to be a natural at this, friendly, confident, sweet and didn't waste much time to get intimate. I was truely in heaven from the get go. 😇

A few tiny tasteful tattoos here and there, there were nipple piercing but I thought it suited her well even though I am personally not a fan.

A great kisser and knows how to tease with her eyes, hands, mouth and body. Playful, vocal and responsive with foreplay, she will let you know if you are doing a good job and will return the favour.

The main event was steamy and intimate, and didn't seems performative at all. Since she's tiny and flexible I was able to flow from position to position with ease and her body felt great! The mirror was put to good use and she's not shy in giving you the best view 😍

Think I will sign off here and let you use your imagination instead. Just trust me lol

Face & Body - 9/10 (body type depends on your preference)
Athena who...? - 9/10
Banana joined Punterhub - Dec 6, 2025 at 00:01 AM
Trust - 10/10

It has been fun while it lasted. May write something else instead in the future to continue contribute.

Please don't ban me 🙏

(As always watch those stairs as you come back down to earth!)
Excellent post and review about Emma! You have certainly convinced me to book her as soon as possible. Thanks!
 
It was a good review... But having read it again I would have liked an anus rating and to know whether she has a meaty pussy or not!

Would have also enjoyed some more intimate details!

But anyway, does anyone know where she worked before The Apartment?
 
It was a good review... But having read it again I would have liked an anus rating and to know whether she has a meaty pussy or not!

Would have also enjoyed some more intimate details!

But anyway, does anyone know where she worked before The Apartment?
Thanks for the feedback!

I look forward to your review of Russian Natasha lol
 
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